Lily, dear, I hate to break it to you but James is not leaving you if you're the one being kidnapped. Non-nonsensical drama on top of Lily being taken by Death Eaters...

What is it with young girls and having lots of x's in their username?

 

I shall ask my sister... but I doubt that she could give a reasonable answer.
If I remember correctly then the 'x' in their name means, that they are unique or something like that. It is the last remains of the Great Emo Empire...

 

They think it looks pretty - that's pretty much it as far as I know.

 

2. Moon Fyre » by Aewnaur reviews
Female!Harry/Edward It's a twisted world when your mother changes your gender at birth. Summary subject to change as I think of a good one lol Mystykyten made art for Moon Fyre! www. mystkyten. net/aewnaur. html go let her know how beautiful it is.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,523 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 5-11-10 - Published: 4-12-10 - - Harry P./Edward

I hope whoever wrote this spontaneously combusts...in a sparkly fire. BURN HEATHEN BURN!

 

Just...just...:facepalm

 

In Preteritus » by Wicked Witch of the North

One ordinary Thurday night during their fifth year at Hogwarts, a freak magical storm Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny back more than a thousand years in time to the era of the Founders of Hogwarts, where they assume new lives...as the Founders of Hogwarts.

 

That doesn't actually sound that terrible. It's an intriguing plot bunny, and could be decent in the right hands.

 

Concept wise...eh maybe with different people. Though I wasn't adding it because of they idea so much as the grammar.

I added it because there are grammatical errors and if they can't get the summary right then the story is more than likely crap.

Though I do suppose it doesn't fit the Worst part, maybe just Crappy.

 

So, Ginny is Hufflepuff then?

 

...and Ron is Gryffindor. But Gryff and Huff get together which means...

Edit: j/k I dunno.

 

Harry is "Sal", Ron is "'Ric", Ginny is "Ela", and Hermione is "R'ena". The writing is decent from what I bothered to brush over, but it's rushed and seemingly aimless. A typical case of an interesting idea done poorly.

 

How does one get Ela from Helga? Though I always did wonder how one got Dick from Richard. Might be the same principle.

 

Not Meeting The Weaselies by Reyrayankar
Poor Harry was bumped into a wall by Dudley and Vernon, but that led him to discover platform 9 3/4. And also because he had not wasted time and had not met the Weaselies. Slight AU and maybe Harry's a bit OOC. P.S. Probably no Romance in begining.
Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Published: 11-29-10 - Harry P.

wut?

 

1984Torture is impossible to fake » by Ellie is a freak name
You read 1984 by George Orwell. Can you see a vampire as a thought criminal? Twilight vampires? And how well does the Party read minds? How will Edward cope with that? How can they even see each other? angst. eventually EXB. violence. little OOC for 1984
Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,242 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-23-08 - Published: 9-1-08

I don't know what it is, but somehow the concept of a 1984/Twilight crossover fills me with indescribable, gibbering horror.

 

That's the 'Twilight' component of the 'story'.

 

Wut?

Just…yeah… :facepalm

 

Harry Potter and the Diamond Blade by Christian Cadet reviews
What if rather a tri-wizard tournament it was a quad-wizard tournament? But who is this new champion from this new school? Will Harry be able to confess his feeling for Hermione? And will this new champion become a member of the Golden Trio?
Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-29-10 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

:facepalm

The first chapter also contains this wonderful piece of prose:

WORRY NOT BIPOLAR HERMIONE, MY APPENDIX WILL SAVE YOU.

 

Bently McQuinn Saves Literature by IcamaneHatake
When Stephanie Meyer tries to destory the world of literature, who can save the books but Bently McQuinn? Sequel to Reading Between the Lines, NaNo Project 2010
Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Published: 11-29-10

Captain Hindsight! We need you!

harry potter and the deathly sponge by JB01
spongebob join harry potter
Crossover - Harry Potter & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Published: 11-28-10

Thats just sick...

 

How can someone even come up with that idea? :facepalm

 

I suspect it's "Monkey-at-a-typewriter syndrome." Give the universe long enough, and every idea, good or bad, will be come-up-with.