The Shinobi Who Lived by Celestial Yoko 16 reviews

The Boy Who Lived and the Propechy? Just how much truth are in them? Magical Britian become the main battle ground between the Dark Lord and the Celestial Overlord. The magical world will be forever changed. NarutoxHarem. Naruto as Harry. A Darker Naruto.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,465 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-29-10 - Published: 11-28-10 - Hermione G. & Naruto U.

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Go ahead and ruin both worlds while your at it...seriously, Celestial Yoko will crossover Naruto with anything.

 

Redemption » by CharmGirl24 reviews After 2 years of marriage Naruto wants a divorce. He finds out what an unfaithful bastard Sasuke is and he wants out. But Sasuke isn't ready to give up his hold over the blond that easily. AU, OOC, Smut, Yaoi, Mpreg Summary available in Chapter 16 Review!Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,920 - Reviews: 491 - Updated: 12-29-10 - Published: 7-31-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.

Sixty four motherfucking thousand, nine hundred and twenty words of crap.

 

Reading with everyone » by Pure St kids 4

DJ never had the chance to tell his parents about his school years. So the summer before his 6th year he finds that they have been written into books. He and his brother Nathan get them into their mansion so they can find out themselves. Rated T for lang

Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,813 - Published: 12-30-10 - Harry P. & Minerva M.

 

... wut wut

 

I have no clue. 'S why I posted it.

 

I think I remember a fic where Harry was called DJ because he was a faggot...:awesome

 

Edit: Crap I resposted one I'd already posted. :facepalm

 

... bu- but...

 

European Dragon Harry Potter » by Dean The Cuddly Fox reviews

Lao Shi had an affair with a Russian witch. Lilly was the result of their romance, now Harry is going to be rescued from the Dursleys and raised by true blood. His Grandfather. Dragon!Harry, Future Yaoi. Harry has gray eyes!

Crossover - Harry Potter & American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 12-30-10 - Published: 10-20-10 - Harry P. & Lao Shi

 

Did you just insert the 'r' in 'gray'?

 

No, I just turned it green.

 

Good. I was worried about the sanity of the author.

 

You shouldn't have worried. The author lost all reason when they wrote this.

 

I wonder if the author had sanity to begin with?:facepalm

 

Yea... but 'gay eyes' would have raised the insanity level of that... person.

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Time for another summary:

Adventures in the lost Kingdom » by darcia1121
The Strawhats are two years later in the New World. So they're travelling to an summerisland with sixty degrees at the day. But suddenly the island dissapeard and a very bid hole appears in the sea. What happened next in Story. LuffyXOCxAce no pairing
Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,851 - Published: 12-31-10

That just confuses the hell out of me.

 

It does tend to confused one when they post a pairing and then disclaim any pairings.

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Winter Wonderland by Dante's Waltz reviews

Fluffy Christmas-like story. A romantic weekend away in a cabin sparks Christmas joy. Sasuke/Naruto

Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-30-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete

 

I HEV A VERI BID HOLE IN MA CHEST, BEKUZ DA NIGGA SHOT ME.:awesome

 

That's my new prime example for one incoherent summary:

He's not the one » by x.autumn.leaves.x reviews
Hermione's got a huge crush on Ron ever since first year, but he keeps having his eyes on other girls. Viktor and Hermione had been keeping in contact and are now blood brother and sister. As time goes on two other boys seem interested in her...
Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,177 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 12-31-10 - Published: 7-16-09 - Hermione G. & Cormac M. - Complete

Err... what?

 

It's Whoremione people. :awesome

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Final Love » by Night With No Moon reviews

Sequel to Young Love and New Love: Naruto's back, but so is Sasuke, what ever will Hinata do? And more importantly, who will she choose? Read and Review! SasuHinaNaru

Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,492 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-30-10 - Published: 3-29-09 - Hinata H. & Naruto U.