Chibi by nekluvshp reviews

Harry has a discussion with his son. And why are Draco's robes pink? COMPLETE, M/M, MPreg, NoSex, Oneshot, WAFF

Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-4-11 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete

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There can be MPreg with NoSex now...

 

Uhh... what's WAFF?

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=waff

 

Well I had never heard of a wand staff before reading that

 

Huh...I hadn't either. Learn something new everyday.

 

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:facepalm

 

Nothing pisses me off quite like author's saying "I won't continue till I get x reviews."

 

I love stories that go on hiatus after one 500 word chapter!

 

Do I need to mention llama!Harry again? And how does this have 2 chapters, but only 482 words?

EDIT:

God. That's all you do Draco, ruin people's fun!

It looks as if it were written by a retard. And what is it with people calling Draco's sister Calypso? I must have seen it about five hundred times now.

 

Fix'd

/10 chars

 

. The Wizard King by Dean The Cuddly Fox reviews
When Lily and James are killed by Voldy in Africa, Rafiki is informed by the Spirits of a child whose destiny lies with Mufasa's Pride. Harry is adopted by Mufasa and Sarabi, who have lost Simba,as their son.AU, lion animagus Harry.
Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-6-11 - Harry P. & Mufasa
:awesome:awesome:awesome:awesome

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Never Grow Up by Nicconicco
Draco sit underneeth a tree by the Lake at Hogwarts with his guitar. Singing the song his mother sang to him when he was little, and thinking back on his life. Song-fic. 'Never Grow up' by Taylor Swift.
Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Published: 1-6-11 - Draco M. - Complete

...wut?

 

If they are new stories, then perhaps we only need to look as far as The Santi. It's his fault for writing such an immense story!

Fucking copycats

 

Hogwarts school of witch craft and ninjary? » by iron-shadow reviews
This is being redone. Naruto Uzumaki knew that he should'nt of had that much sake. "Great know I'm stuck in a big ass castle with my DAD!". 'What the hell is going on'. This will have slash and het in it so be warned.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-5-11 - Published: 12-29-10 - Naruto U.

Be warned stranger....

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Dark Lords on Triwizard Tournament » by Ghostkaiba297
Palpatine, Sauron, and Voldemort enter the Triwizard Tournament after being soundly defeated by furries. Who will win? And who will survive?
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,413 - Published: 1-4-11 - E. Palpatine & Voldemort

Run for your fuckin' lives! They're here!

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Love Through The Ages » by LadyPeneloSolidor reviews
Merlin has been discovered of witchcraft and thus is burnt on the stake. He vows to be reborn with is love Arthur and his friends Gwen and Morgana. This is a BBC Merlin/Narnia/POTC/Harry Potter crossover. Main Pairing is Merlin/Arthur Warning: Slash
Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-30-10 - Published: 6-27-10 - Harry P. & Merlin - Complete


poor merlin...

 

What the... I don't even-

This has to be the single worst I have seen to date. I hate you HoS D8

 

Thats two: you and vash....:awesome

 

Holy fuck, the world is doomed. Doomed, I say!

 

What the hell is BBC Merlin anyway?

 

If I would take a guess, I would say it's some kind of Tv-show.

 

Show about Merlin on the BBC...

 

Lady Saint » by mad eye harry reviews

AU; One of my Saint crossovers with Harry Potter, except with FEM!HARRY. Lara Potter runs away after her parents decide to get rid of her, in favour of her brother, harry, the boy who lived. but she becomes the greatest thief in the world.

Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,047 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 1-6-11 - Published: 10-19-10 - Harry P.

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I was actually trying to get through my story search without posting a bit of all the crap I see, but this, made me pause and reconsider.