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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v6.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Aug 12, 2010.

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  1. Sacrosanct

    Sacrosanct Auror

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    WTF? :facepalm

    I took a peek inside to see if it was as WTF as the summary, turns out it's also MPreg.
     
  2. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    ...

    Yeah, so would a nuclear apocalypse be considered a mercy genocide, since the genepool is completely fucked with these people being able to breed?
     
  3. happilyeverafter

    happilyeverafter Sixth Year

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    If you read it it's a parody, but still... Even if it is a parody that's still quite a lot of authors.
     
  4. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    Shouldn't that be, "When abortions go wrong" when it comes to the author?
     
  5. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    I think that this smilie sums it up for me; :facepalm
     
  6. Agravaine

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    1. Irish Dancing Memories by Serenity of the Lake reviews
    Harry and hermione are top level irish dancers. AU seventh year... H/Hr.
    Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-23-10 - Harry P. & Hermione G.

    Yep.
     
  7. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    There needs to be a breeding ban in place for these people. -_-
     
  8. Randeemy

    Randeemy Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    I sort of feel the summary makes the rest of the story redundant
     
  9. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    Definitely felt a shudder of disgust, there.
     
  10. Lecter

    Lecter Seventh Year

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    I know, it's just a typo (probably), but it made me LOL.
     
  11. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    I do not know why, but when I glanced at the word "Choas", I automatically thought of a Koala bear. Maybe it's because I'm currently as pissed as a rat?

    Ninja addition: slash. Rather watch shit ferment in a field than even think of reading that genre. 'nuff said.
     
  12. Alindrome

    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Huh. It looked like 'Cho's ass' to me.
     
  13. Nemo

    Nemo Second Year

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    So, I'm pretty sure I've said before that the Harry Potter crossovers page is like shooting fish in a barrel, but...have another that's especially terrible:

     
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    Moridin Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Because nail painting and slapping hos lends itself so well to angst...
    :facepalm
     
  15. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    Who votes for an international breeding ban on slash writers?

     
  16. wordhammer

    wordhammer Dark Lord DLP Supporter

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    Y'see- it isn't a genetic issue. Slash fans are just under-developed. When they are awoken to the reality of sex and all its happy, gory details, they stop fantasizing about men together and start looking for ways to 'feel the fullness'. And then they are cured.

    I've seen it work for anti-abortion girls, too. One decent night in the sack and they start voting Democrat. it's like magic.
     
  17. Alindrome

    Alindrome A bigger, darker mark DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Sup, Dr. Clauberg?
     
  18. Jormungandr

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    Huh, now that it's highlighted, I do see a pattern in my behavior to do with slash writers... :awesome
     
  19. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    :facepalm:
     
  20. Hero of Stupidity

    Hero of Stupidity Villain of Sensibility ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Forbidden: A Tale of Four Friends » by Hecateslover reviews A sort of different Harry Potter is sorted into Ravenclaw in his first year. Sticks to canon very loosely. Goes through first year and beyond. SLASH, HET, FEMSLASH, HPDM, HPNL, HPLL, and other pairings. MATURE readers only please!Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 243,450 - Reviews: 193 - Updated: 10-4-10 - Published: 8-16-10 - Harry P. - Complete

    Why do they punish us?

    ---------- Post automerged 08-10-2010 at 17:13 ---------- Previous post was 07-10-2010 at 23:51 ----------

    apprentice » by IamSlytherin reviews Au/ooc on 17th birthday war over Harry rescued by twins At bank he learns he heir of Gryffindor and Albus stole from him Unable to return to school he apprentices with a Weasley Adventure and romance ensues warn slashHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,515 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 10-7-10 - Published: 7-20-10 - Harry P.

    I was bored in class, and so I decided to search for something to read...but I found this!
     
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