Seriously, where do people come up with this shit?

 

I just read through 'the world that waits' by dellacouer and was dying to read another good hp/xmen crossover (Which i have yet to find)

i did find this gem though

16. A Storm in Hogwarts » by CatWriter reviews
Storm of the X-Men was regressed to a teenager by Nanny and the Orpanmaker, after being sold to an enemy she winds up in England, will she join Harry Potter and crew or the Slytherins? Harry/Draco Storm/Blaise as well. What about the X-Men? XMen/HP
Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,162 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-24-08 - Published: 4-25-06 - Ororo M./Storm & Harry P

ok... the author puts Storm in Hogwarts, yet pairs her up with Blaise to make Harry gay with Draco? sigh. obviously, a skin color joke could be made somewhere there as well I suppose -_-

 

At least the summary uses commas and periods.

 

Love bound idiots » by Rheenie reviews Hermione loves the twinsbut found they didnt love her,in a weak moment in the final battle she let down her guard &saved Fred while getting hit with a curse of true love. She leaves. But do the twins really not love hermione? not twincest but OCC.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-14-10 - Published: 3-23-10 - Hermione G.

Oh my god! The Hippies are attacking! Carebearbeam!

Untouched Toxic Love Sex and Magic » by hellomynameishyperninja reviews Megan Potter,Harry's twin is going to Hogwarts with him, Edward left her believing she was Bella. She is attacked and runs away. she meets people. Read along at the story of Megans life! Title is a mashup of songs R&RCrossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,708 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 10-12-10 - Published: 8-31-10 - Harry P. & Bella

it burns

Nîn Bein Meleth by midnightsun102596 reviews Some Slash related things will be a bit lacking. I'm a thirteen year old girl who hasn't even had my first kiss yet. Harry is sent to Rivendell and goes on the quest. He and Aragorn grow up together and are in love during said quest.Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-10 - Harry P. & Aragorn

i need alcohol...

 

/thread, imo

Slash and a terrible crossover idea and grammatical errors and an embarrassing personal confession forever immortalised within these hallowed halls all within a single summary.


Pwned.

 

Fanfiction is dead. -_-

 

This just makes me depressed.

 

Fuck that, this fic proves GOD is dead.

 

Where do ya think I got the quote from?

 

Hello everyone I am natie I am currently new on this site. I happen to be a dramione hater, when every I come across a bad dramione fanfiction. I shall post it up on here. Basically all of them should be up here. Who came up with this forum you are a genius.

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Just looking at the current summaries that were posted here ...damn! who thought of these ideas. They are all horrible, if you can't write a summary don't even try.

 

And this is the second thread I've looked at consecutively that you've fucked up in. Just do yourself a favor and disappear.

 

I shall comment if I desire. I tend to use their fanfiction name paring due to the fact it creates impact, it's all good fun seeing them in their chaos state. I've currently came across this really bad fanfiction.
HIMS » by Lady Arianne Of Ambers Valley reviews

Sequel to HOMS - it's almost valentines day and Harry and Ron don't know yet. There is someone who wants Draco for herself, meanwhile Luna and Seamus are getting along great... right? -NOW COMPLETED - sequel up - Revolution
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,592 - Reviews: 194 - Updated: 8-28-10 - Published: 9-18-09 - - Hermione G./Draco M. - Complete​

Most of this takes place online on thier stupid hogwarts website, this not creative.

Beware of your enemy » reviews
When an enemy is place on your path.Beware of not to fall for it's charming games. Always beware of those surronding you, because one never knows what will happen to them. Crossover - Harry Potter & Gossip Girl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,945 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 7-25-10 - Published: 9-27-09 - Draco M. & Bla


I know someone beaten me to it, but yeah. It's bad.

 

And given your posts so far I wouldn't be surprised to discover that you'd written both of them.

Also, most of that statement is gibberish.

Why don't you lurk for a while, maybe read the stickies, and then give posting another shot. Or just leave now. Either one is fine with me.

 

Exactly where is the awesomeness? I tried to read a bit, but couldn't get past the first paragraph without literally feeling sick.

 

I've been trying to find some which are good stories with terrible summaries. The problem is, a terrible summary usually stops me from reading further.

This is actually a challenge.


EDIT

No progress thus far.

 

Hermione's Slapping Hand was written by me. It's not that bad, really, compared to some of my other masterpieces.

 

If I see horrible grammar in a summary, I go no further.

Likewise, if they can't even spell the title correctly, I'm out.

 

Your avatar is rather epically creepy - kudos for the chuckle I got out of it. Also, kudos for the WTF-fic; an unscheduled esophageal/intestinal cleansing is good for the soul every once in a while. :awesome

 

I think I once found a good story with bad grammer in summary...but I don't exactly remember... but yeah... bad grammer in summary=roll over

 

:facepalm

So, yeah.