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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v7.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Jan 13, 2011.

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  1. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran Golden Patronus Admin

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    Other thread got huge. I wasn't paying attention. The old one can be found here.

    Version 7, eh? Damn.
     
  2. addictedforlife

    addictedforlife High Inquisitor

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    Imma be first.

    What the Dragon Tamer Fears » by everblue1037 reviews
    When Fred and George's best friend comes to the Borrow for Bill's wedding she sparks long lost feeling in Chairle. Chairle's not afraid of dragons but the feelings this girl brings up scares him to death.
    Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,953 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-13-11 - Published: 1-3-11 - Charlie W. & OC

    Chairle... :facepalm
     
  3. The Arid Legion

    The Arid Legion Professor

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    They obviously mean fem!Charlie.

    Which would make that slash.
     
  4. addictedforlife

    addictedforlife High Inquisitor

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    Sadly, no. In the first chapter, we have
    like 20 times,
    once.

    And don't forget
    or
    The author apparently just sucks at spelling and doesn't know what editing means.
     
  5. The Arid Legion

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    Too bad. Fem!Charlie would be cool.

    More name fail.

    Edit: Anyone know how I can get rid of the blue? Copy/pasta from FFN.
     
  6. Grinning Lizard

    Grinning Lizard Supreme Mugwump

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    Copy into notepad then recopy into the message box. Takes about 2 seconds, and is fine as long as you don't want to keep the link.

    Obligatory summary;

     
  7. Nuit

    Nuit Dark Lord

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    The genre describes it perfectly. Hurt/Comfort/Horror
     
  8. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    Well, there are a lot of morons (the majority of slash writers/readers included) within the fan-fiction world, no?
     
  9. Hero of Stupidity

    Hero of Stupidity Villain of Sensibility ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I would like to contribute to this damn fine fresh new thread!
     
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  10. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    Jesus Christ, kill me now. :facepalm

     
  11. addictedforlife

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    Babies, smoking and snoring » by Voldemort's fluffy unicorn reviews
    Rose is pregnant. But how will she break the news to Scorpius?
    Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-15-11 - Published: 1-2-11 - Rose W. & Scorpius M.

    Just look at the author's name...
     
  12. Nuit

    Nuit Dark Lord

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    I know just how she'll break the news. With her foot to his balls.
     
  13. scaryisntit

    scaryisntit Death Eater

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    You guys spend way too much time in this thread.
     
  14. The Arid Legion

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    True. Near half of NuitTombee's posts have been in Fanfics Worst Summaries v6.
     
  15. Nuit

    Nuit Dark Lord

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    And...I should start posting elsewhere because you have an opinion?
     
  16. addictedforlife

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    Yes.

    <filler>
     
  17. Hero of Stupidity

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    I like chocolate.
     
  18. Captain Trips

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    Here is another one with a bad summary.

    Letters to Pluto by cko2 reviews Sailor Moon, Ranma, and Top Gear? Yes this is a very weird story of The lost boy being forced to act as Pluto and put together a set of teams, yes thats 3 teams of scouts. Yes Ranma is also in a fuku along with a bunch of guys...dont ask, just read.Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-11 - Ryoga - Complete
     
  19. Hero of Stupidity

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    Party in the Common Room by Therealginnyweasley13
    Harry singsabout his PARTY IN THE COMMON ROOM. To the tune of Party in the U.S.A. !
    Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Published: 1-15-11 - Harry P. - Complete

    An Unknown Story by Ninja-Saur
    This is the average three-friends-get-sucked-into-their-favorite-book-series-and-hook-up-with-their-favorite-characters story, but with a twist... Well, not that much of a twist, actually. I suck at summaries! Snape/OC Sirius/OC James/Lily
    Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Published: 1-15-11 - Severus S. & OC

    Hogwarts isn't goffic? by eleveneleven11 reviews
    There's a new student at Hogwarts...EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY! She's tired of Mary-Sueville! Time for a big change! Will the students and teachers accept her for the beautiful MCR-loving half-vampire goff she is? We can only hope not.
    Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-15-11

    Why God, why?
     
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  20. Kensington

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    I have the winner!

    The summary alone pretty much guarentees a 100% chance of fail. Lame ass plot, with characters I'm not enamored with, mixed with a massive dosing of shit grammar results in a fic I don't even want to leave a link to.
     
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