The spelling errors are just magnificent. Great find HoS, possibly the worst summary ever.

 

Harry Potter my way year 1 » by gaarashikaku101 reviews
Harry was told his parents were lilly and james potter and that the dark lord was one tom marvolo riddel aka lord voldemort but what he dosn't know is that his parents were severus and james snape-potter so why would dumbels lie not good at summerys
Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-20-11 - Published: 2-13-11 - James P. & Severus S.

Pokemage by yugihfan2002 reviews
Harry Potter isn't just any pokemage a person whose animagius form is that of a pokemon but a psychic pokemon with an attitude. Featuring powerful mewtwo harry, harry/luna ship and much more.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-18-11 - Mewtwo & Harry P.

 

I'm going to make a host club » by Youikina reviews
When he was seven, He watched Ouran High school Host club. He fulfilled the wish he made as a kid. He is like Hunny-sempai and even has an Usa-chan. With Jay, his adoptive brother, he is going to get over the fact he was abandoned by Lily and James Potter
Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-3-11 - Published: 8-1-10 - Harry P. - Complete

 

9. Insomnia Has Its Perks » by ForeverJynxed reviews Harry Potter hasn't had a good night's sleep since the war. Severus Snape finds something odd outside his door one night. They find they have some things in common, help the other needs, and that… insomnia has its perks. 8th yr HP/SS M for language & contRated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-4-11 - Published: 5-29-11 - Harry P. & Severus S.

 

Photography and Football » by In.Love.With.The.Idea.Of.Love reviews
Draco Malfoy is gay teenage Photographer. Harry Potter is a teen sportsman whose life is devoted to football. Both live in a small village where most people are homophobic. How will Harry cope when he falls for Draco? How does his football get in the way?
Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,087 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 6-7-11 - Published: 3-13-11 - Draco M. & Harry P.

 

I must say, it's been a long while since a summary has piqued my interest this much.
I think this fandom has seen an awful lot, but a a love triangle featuring an inanimate object? ORIGINALITY!! :fire

/lurker mode on

 

Going Purple by BaybiiLexii
His Butt is a work of art. I mean, look at it. Bloody Gorgeous. Firm and- Amethyst, You are drooling. Stop looking at Al's bum. I know its nice but-hey! Are you listening to me. Stop looking at his bum. Shit, Is he turning around? Al/OC and Rose/Scorp.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Published: 6-11-11 - Albus S. P. & OC

EDIT:

Yo dawg, I haard you liek bullshit, so I put bullshit in your bullshit, so you can read bullshit while you read bullshit.

Where You Lead, I'll Follow by dog-demon-girl-13 reviews
Harry and his twin sister go to live with their mom and step-dad. They meet their step-sister on the plane. Harry meets and falls in love with a certain sexy vampire. Pairings: HP/EC, JB/Hailey P. Rated T until further notice.
Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-12-11 - Harry P. & Edward

 

I had an entertaining moment where I missed the 'I'm Allie Cullen' and just thought the author was coming clean about faking death in an A/N note.

 

A romance At hogwarts by luvdeathnote reviews
HARRY/LIGHT I wrote this beacuase i LOOVEEEE death not ans harry potter! SIRIUSLYYY. LOL SEE LIKE SIRIUS BUT I MENT SEROIUS! anywaaaayzzz, read!
Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-13-11 - Harry P.

 

...Fucking. Hell. I'm ashamed of my humanity.

 

Humanity is overrated.

Edit:

:facepalm

 

...what even?

 

Truth or Dare by MissE

Giles, Spike and Xander have nothing better to do than play a game (BtVS/AtS Non-Crossover -> Romance -> Threesomes - Slash)

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Surprising Transformations by JadeAislin

Sometimes it the gift no one was expecting that can change your whole world. Xander becomes baby transformer. (Transformer Movie-verse with mostly G1 insertion; slash between bots) (Marvel Universe -> Transformers)

 

Vampires+Werewolves+Angels+Soulmates+Slash+Mpreg+SouthPark

...Wat?

 

South Park what I don't even

Bringing the feminist fight to fanfiction. You just know it's a self insert.

 

...:facepalm

 

Yeah, when people usually try the 'I'm crap at summaries, the story is better' excuse, the automatic "Author is shit; next!" alarm kicks in, and my eyes skip to the next update.

"WARNING: THIS IS NOT AN ELECTRIC FENCE - PEEING ON IT WON'T SHOCK YOU VIA YOUR PENIS. No deaths in 5 1 days."

 

Agreed. Though, just as annoying is the 'Dis iz my 1st fic be kynd' speech.

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The Dark Lord Gave To Me » by ShadeDancer reviews Voldemort's doing everything he can to give Harry twelve special days of Christmas. Slash.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,956 - Reviews: 363 - Updated: 1-26-11 - Published: 12-25-07 - Harry P. & Voldemort - Complete

Wat?

 

This a a summary by a person looking for the story, not the actual author, but I doubt that one is any good either.

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what was I don't even--


Just....god.