Quidditch Dramma » by Francia reviews
sorry if it doesnt make sense with the HP series, but thtz how its meant to be, please review
Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-15-11 - Published: 1-6-11 - Harry P. & Ron W.

Smiley in the title...autofail

 

Found this here:

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The Very Best Harry Potter Fanfiction Recs​

 

So, what's he going to do as a one year old? Dribble/poop Voldemort to death? Drown him with the 'golden arc?'

Oh, I know! I know! Maybe babble "Ababa Kebabra!" in baby-speak with his mother's wand!

 

He has to kill Voldemort and Hermione?

 

Because that's not gay at all.

 

Well, she did write the Dangerverse series...

 

Harry Potter meets the King of the Monsters » reviews This is a new HarryHarem fanfic. Harry and some special ladies go to take a vacation in Japan... and meet someone that could make even Voldemort shudder in fear. R&R, no flames, enjoy, and leave long reviewsCrossover - Harry Potter & Godzilla - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,152 - Reviews: 178 - Updated: 3-29-09 - Published: 9-4-06

-Really? Godzilla? *sigh*

 

No, Tentacle Rape! Or just hentai in general. Or maybe, just maybe it's a fucking Wolly Mammoth!

Also you should change your avatar. Someone already has that one.

 

Here is yet another.

Caledonia Lilia Snape » by Yashodoa reviews Severitus/Gender-Bender. Part Two up - Caledonia face some issues and tribulation during her 6th year at Hogwarts. Draco/Harry not slash Rated T due to some teenage maturityRated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 118,146 - Reviews: 166 - Updated: 1-15-11 - Published: 7-4-08 - Harry P. & Draco M.

 

This really fucks me off.

 

I see what you mean, it is quite retarded.

 

Damn... But this is my avatar for everything!

 

No! Bad author!

 

not following orders » by independent angel of hearts reviews
manipulative Dumbledore Mrs Weasley is conniving and can 3 Americans with a blurry past change the outcome of the future ? begins during the summer after the goblet of fire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-6-10 - Published: 4-5-09 - Hermione G. & Harry P.

NO

 

7. HarryHinata and the Philosopher Stone » by xxHinaAngelxx reviews What if Hinata's mother was a witch? What if her mother died during childbirth? What if Hiashi wasn't truly her father? What if Hiashi made Hinata Jinchuuriki of the 10-Tailed demon Wolf? What if...Hagrid picks Hinata up before getting Harry? HarryHinata!Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,976 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 1-17-11 - Published: 2-21-10 - Harry P. & Hinata H.

 

This makes me physically sick. How much effort does it fucking take to just phrase your fucking premise in a way that isn't THE BIGGEST FUCKING COPOUT IN- *breathe in, breathe out*. Whoosa. Sorry. That is my biggest pet hate in summaries. 'What if' my hairy balls. Its possibly the least creative way of writing a summary ever.

Combine that with some truly horrific plot and that is fucking gag worthy. Crossovers are meant to change both worlds slightly to accomodate the other, not to fucking mangle every thing involved. As a pretty big fan of both of those fandoms, I am disgusted.

 

Noooooooooooooo!

I don't care if you, Ms Author, have fantasies about this. They should stay where they belong - in your sick bag.

What the f-

 

What I Wanted by Jerri-Bean Zanchev
Hermione's fallen in love with the last person in the world she wanted to. but now that person loves someone else... I wrote this cos I have writers block for another story. IS FEMSLASH. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED.
Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Published: 1-19-11 - Hermione G. & Ginny W.

 

Expectations by jinxtigr (NC-17 - Hermione/Mundungus Fletcher) Hermione had never had much luck persuading the boys to explore eros with her, but when an unlikely man betrays interest in her, it's time to decide- evade... or pounce?

Maybe should not be in the worst summaries but wtf?

 

You know, there's this thread that's even conveniently named 'WTF fics'. :facepalm
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