Slash readers/writers (except for a very small minority) are atypically stupid: I'm personally not surprised.

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You think ff.net will break the retarded author/ess limit, soon?

 

Maybe it's two girls getting it on, you never know. Or maybe they're talking about a certain Cho Chang.

Either way the world is still infested with trolls.

 

Fucking Hell. :facepalm

 

Denial is the First Step to Acceptance » by siriusxo reviews
okay, i suck at summaries, so stuff me. Robin Lynx Potter. Hear the surname before? Yeah, im James Potters bloody sister. And my life at Hogwarts would have been normal and uneventful if not for that one person. Sirius Black. JP/LE SB/OC rated T incase
Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,801 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-5-11 - Published: 1-20-11 - Sirius B. & OC

I'm assuming that its Alex Russo, from Wizards of Waverly Place. You know, that Disney show with the extremely creepy - yet hilarious - incest undertones.

My little sisters love the show.

 

Harry Potter and the spell book of desires by spooky480 reviews
sexy harry potter's fourth year story
Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124,035 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-28-10 - Harry P. - Complete

 

Sorry, sweet-cheeks, but self injury and a history of sexual abuse are pretty much part and parcel of a sucky OC.

 

I'm new here but I love this thread.
1. 50 of the Best and Worst Harry Potter PickUp Lines » by magic.is.out.there reviews
exactly the title says - read how different characters from different eras hit on each other using these pick-up lines! will it lead to love or a slap across the face?
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 7,254 - Reviews: 187 - Updated: 2-8-11 - Published: 12-28-10 - Marauders & Harry P.

5. Terror Kingdom by snowbreaze moonlight4 reviews
Is this another bwl story if there is supposed to be two kids who lived? Get ready because James and lily have quadruplets. Everybody thinks it's Jasper and Lily-J and they where raised by Voldemort? Wait the neglected 2 were international movie stars?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-23-11 - Published: 1-22-11 - Harry P.


...would it kill some people to come up with half decent summaries?

 

Wow... Poor grammar and an excruciatingly asinine premise. Hmm, this stupid plot has been beaten to death, so how could I make it my own? I know; double what makes it stupid, and then make half the kids movie stars! Yeah, that's the ticket. :facepalm

Lily-J? I'm assuming the 'J' stands for junior... which I've never in my life seen attached to a girl's name.

I'm beginning to wonder, considering the number of stories I've read that were abandoned because the author either died or was suffering from severe health issues.

And welcome to the forum.

 

Jesus Christ. :facepalm

So, wait, wait...just because he's in Slytherin...that automatically makes him gay? :?:

 

Of course!! Didn't you know that! Geeze...

 

Not only that but getting involved with his adult teacher. Ick.

 

Out of curiosity...do you find it "icky" because the teacher is male or does that include females as well?

 

The teacher is Snape.

 

Indubitably my dear Watson.

 

Martha's last fight by Critter4.0
What happened when Marionette and Harreit were babies to effect thier futures? What about Rachel? Well,you'll find OUT!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Published: 2-8-11

 

It just sounded kind of shitty until I read

 

Yeah...When I read it, I stopped for a few minutes to think about it

 

I go on ff.net, all happy and in a good mood, and what do I see?

1. Without Magic » by billys-green-soup reviews
A vacationing muggle finds herself on the Hogwarts train and convinces Dumbledore to let her stay, but only if she helps out with the classes. Set in fifth year. Later possible Romance
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-10-11 - Published: 11-29-10 - Fred W. & George W.


2. The Imaginary Competitor by darkenedcrystal
"Listen. I need to make Draco jealous so that he'll regret rejecting me. I just need you two to make out so that I can take notes and do it by myself!" Harry smirked. "Do you guys know what an Imaginary friend is?" HPDM SLASH. Imagination is running wild.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Published: 2-10-11 - Harry P. & Draco M.

... :facepalm

 

rupert grint goes missing by ava96
hey i am really bad at summeries but here goes. rupert grint is walking along london mainstreet i dont live in london so i just made that up and he is suddenly abducted by two people. will he manage to get away
Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Published: 2-10-11


I lol'd

Dememted by sparkyrainbow
What ifs? What is harry had not been able to produce that pronous?
Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Published: 2-10-11 - Harry P.


the truth by lil.xXdaughter-of-athenaXx
bellas a hogwarts student she is harry's best friend when the cullens leave she goes back home, what happens when they meet again and with the dark lord out to get harry and his friends? cannoncuple i know its been done before but this is diffrent promise
Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Published: 2-10-11


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O Lux Candida by S.Webb133
Harry goes back in time to 1977. His Parents time. I know what you are thinking: *How original*- voice dripping with sarcasm, but trust me I am going to strive to make my story as original as possible.HP/OC Yaoi. Read and Review.
Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,793 - Published: 2-11-11 - Harry P.

 

What. The. Fuck.

(Don't even ask me why I am on Pride and Prejudice fan fiction, I was trying to find a slash free fandom, but evidently I'll have to go to a parallel universe to find a fandom without it.)