Lol, no you're not copying anyone. You are the very embodiment of originality.

 

Just finished reading Murder Changes Us All, I found that it actually has good enough premises in the beginning. Evil!Ron here isn't too bad, because the author isn't really going into Weasley bashing fic. But the plot is not my taste, the dialogues aren't good, and the third chapter makes me cringe, so eh...

Anyway, the author write this: "all reviews are accepted and constructive criticism appreciated." in the first chapter. Maybe some of you want to try giving some?

 

I'm not up for starting any vendettas with FFN retards today.

 

Cleopatra meets her luvs of her liffe » by Cleonie Quinn reviews Cleopatra Monike Tura Rose Gryffindor is h8d by her family n lokked in da broom cubbord. Wen she goez 2 hogwarts shes lovved by loads n loads of menn 33333 PLZ READ NO H8RZ B!TCHZZ UR JST JELUZ COZ IM HAVIN S*XX WITH HARRY N DRACKORated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 8-1-11 - Published: 6-18-11 - Harry P. & Draco M.

Could not resist...

 

Trolls Make Me Sad

I wonder what percentage of this sort of crap on FFN is by trolls, as above, as opposed to others that are generally that retarded. :?

 

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2156222/1/Zion_The_Dance_PARTAY
What would it be like if THE MATRIX was a dance movie? It's like that dance show DANCE 360, except worse, somehow. Any way, I'd like to give all my Homies back in Zion a Old School Shout-Out: All MC's keep it real, Word.



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Also,

http://wotwfanfic.blogspot.com/

 

33. Secrets, Snakes and Swords: Chamber Symbology reviews
HPGW fans: The Chamber of Secrets is symbolic of Ginny's uterus. Harry went in with the sword, a phallic symbol. Therefore, they're the perfect match. This essay analyzes and rebutes this theory. The symbolism says even TMRGW is more canon than HPGW.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 6-14-07 - Tom R. Jr. & Ginny W. - Complete

Ooooooh my god. Oooooooh god damn it. Oooooh my god. HAHHAHHAHHAHA

/brb dying.

 

Along with the sheer comedy of the summary, there's this... word.

Somewhere between a rebuttal, a refutation and a rebuke is the rebute.

The author's awesomeness is incontroversionable.

 

Where did I hear this before...

 

That's not really, a 'Worst summary'. It's more of a standard crappy one.

 

I've honestly never laughed more in my life.

 

Walking Disaster by xXvioletshadowXx reviews Sooo goffik nd da best! Reed it unlesss ur a looser prep!Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-28-11 - Draco M. & Severus S.

Hmm, just where have I seen something similar...

 

And we have a winner

 

What does that even...?

 

What is this I don't even...

Is that a ripoff of the terrible moniker prongslet except applied to padfoot??? I feel that we're overdue for a culling of the herd.

 

A few little "gems" I ran across while searching for HP/DG fics. :facepalm Just when I thought that FFN couldn't possibly disappoint me more...

 

FFN will ALWAYS disappoint you more. Always. When you think it's hit rock bottom, there's another layer of disappointment waiting to be unleashed.

 

This is the more you speak of.

Mag1c Boi » by Garcka He was a Wizard. She was a Cop. What more can I say? Dresden/Murphy
T, English, Romance & Humor, c4, w10k+, u8/18/10 p4/29/10, H. Dresden & C. Murphy

For starters, you can take a sip of the shut the fuck up, Garcka.

Libra » by narureye reviews
A 'bigger picture' story idea! Immortal Naruto tries to keep a balanced world. In England's Wizardom another Dark Lord rises. In the States another war looms between Vampires and Lycoons.
Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-1-11 - Published: 6-10-11 - Naruto U.

I wanna know... what a Lycoon is. Is it a racist way to refer to black werewolves? :O

 

Quite honestly the greatest thing I've ever read.