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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v8.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Jul 10, 2011.

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  1. T3t

    T3t Purple Beast of DLP ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    It's actually sorta bizarre. The process of posting a story isn't difficult, per se, but I the usual "stupid" I associate with the internet is not knowing how to unzip .rar files. Posting a story on FFN is harder than that, but... we still have a lot of reallystupid.
     
  2. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    Off topic again, but i'm glad you changed your name back.

    ---------- Post automerged at 10:11 AM ---------- Previous post was at 08:53 AM ----------

    And also, this:

    2. Harry Potter and the Slippery Secret » reviews
    Harry returns to Hogwarts for a second year of really REALLY flamboyantly gay adverntures Continues from where Harry Potter and the Pretty Sorcerer's Balls left off. Complete.
     
  3. Sir Sable

    Sir Sable Second Year

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    That sounds hilarious...
     
  4. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    It sounds like the stuff of nightmares. Bad ones at that.
     
  5. Sacro

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    Troll or not Troll, what do you think?
     
  6. LOUD-Noises

    LOUD-Noises First Year

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    No. I would say unfortunately 90% of the human race is populated by them :/
     
  7. kalespr

    kalespr Fourth Year

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    How optimistic.
     
  8. Lungs

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    1. Aizen's Silver Princess » reviews
    what happens when Gin is reincarnated as a fem! Harry potter? well read and find out for yourselves! Pairing Gin as Femharry/Aizen Neko Aizen and inu Tosen. Blind Mermaid/angel hybird Harry/Gin will take place during fifth year. rated m for later chapter
    Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,923 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-2-11 - Published: 9-1-11 - Harry P. & Aizen S.

    We have discovered a new rock bottom.
     
  9. Oruma

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    The only good thing is that these will most likely never be completed.
    ...They aren't, right? Right?
     
  10. Carmine

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    Troll, probably. But either way, I lol'd hard.
     
  11. T3t

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    That one was awesomely terrible. I couldn't come up with something that bad if I tried.
     
  12. ViolentRed

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    For a moment there I thought Ginny came back in the body of a Fem!Harry and enjoyed the idea of Harry sending his soul back in time, but ending up in the wrong body.
     
  13. Bittersweet Freedom

    Bittersweet Freedom Second Year

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    LOL. XD That's just awesome.
     
  14. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    You... :facepalm
     
  15. Bittersweet Freedom

    Bittersweet Freedom Second Year

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    But it is! Just think about what the sex is like. :p

    EDIT: Wait, how do people know she's a reincarnation of Harry?
     
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  16. Lungs

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    Sex with a blind angel/mermaid hybrid?

    5 parts pity and 5 parts perversion?

    Edit: Dass kinky.
     
  17. El Duderino

    El Duderino Groundskeeper

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    I have once again come to the conclusion that DLP members are fucked up. Badly.
     
  18. oakes

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    I think we're not the fucked up ones, but victims of the real fuckup ones. I mean honest-to-god, even its summary causes people to imagine what kind of a disturbing shit it is.

    I can get a vampire-werewolf hybrid, or other half human things, but what the fuck is a blind angel? angel? Yes, I can accept that. But as in blind angel? Its not even a species.

    Also there was that story with the submissive winged werewolf,mpreg.
     
  19. Oruma

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    Possibly a blinded Weeping Angel?
    ...
    ...
    That just raised more questions doesn't it.
     
  20. Lungs

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    Questions like "what's wrong with you?", in example ;)
     
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