Who Can you Turn To by Voldyismoldy

When Harry finds himself Pregnant at fifteen by Ron who refuses to accept the baby will someone unexpected step forward to help him raise the baby or will he be forced to do it on his own. DmHp, major ron and Hermione bashing, rape, child abuse, Mpreg,yoa

 

The gall. The gall!

 

It tells it like it is in the bluntest way possible. I approve.

 

Just gotta introduce your face to your palm while reading such summaries.

 

It's times like these that I start getting dark thoughts...

 

You must turn back to the light side! Don't be fooled, the dark side DOES NOT have cookies!

Oh, for sure.

 

Spoiler

Good premise,Pansy's character was portrayed well even though i find it repulsive,Harry is downright retarded in this fic,Draco is an abusive douche antihero that can be forgiven because of "circumstances",pansy is a delusional trainwreck who gets empowered, then reduced to a bitch ....It had potential ,bLS

 

This triggered me.

 

The Fanfiction's Worst Summaries thread is here.

 

I always wondered why folks use the actual incantation when speaking about a spell. Isn't there a reason they call it "The levitation charm" instead of "Wingardium Leviosa?" Shouldn't it be the same for "The Killing Curse" instead of "Avada Kedavra?"

Is there such a thing as accidental casting?

 

There is a pill for it nowadays.

 

Thinking unmagical thoughts always did it for me.

 

Please dude have some respect.That line was so deep i found oil.

 

The author's name is very appropriate though.

 

The Punishment of James Potter by WitchSorceress49 reviews
What if James Potter's prank caused Snape his life, brought about the fury of Snape's godly father, Hades, causes the end of the Potter line of magic, and causes the rise of the hero of the Wizarding world. Meet Raven Potter, a child that James thinks is his and Lily's, but is not. She's a witch among her squib siblings, a demigod daughter of Hades, and the only one that survived t
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,740 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 20h ago - Published: Sep 14 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Hades

 

.Astoria isn't able to conceive due to a misfired spell. Harry offers to be their surrogate, wanting to help one of his best friends. Draco agrees and while both think they can keep their hearts out of it, it will prove very difficult Anal, Angst, Fingering, H/C, M/M, MPreg, OC, Other, Violence

Harry Potter > Harry/Draco

 

Dear god, what kind of demented creature created this?

 

Adultfanfiction.net is great for finding terrible summaries and even worse stories.

 

At least he noticed it :facepalm
If you still want to read more after this "really long story" click on the reviews, the first two made me chuckle a bit.

 

Actually, I remember reading a story similar to this a few months back. The name of that masterpiece was Harry and Hermione. The summary was the words "Harry and Hermione" and the story itself had three words total. Regardless of the content of that story, I must give the author credit for writing a summary that perfectly described the story.