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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v9.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Feb 13, 2012.

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  1. Darth Kali

    Darth Kali Third Year

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    probably wanted custardy of him. :D
     
  2. Jormungandr

    Jormungandr Prisoner

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    Canary cream? No, custard cream!

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  3. KHAAAAAAAN!!

    KHAAAAAAAN!! Troll in the Dungeon –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    I have never been more aroused in my life.
     
  4. Knyght

    Knyght Alchemist

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    [​IMG]

    /genuine reaction
     
  5. Chi no Tenshi

    Chi no Tenshi Squib

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    I was just browsing FF.net in the hopes of finding something to read when I found this one. Its amazing how concise and informative this summery is. :facepalm
     
  6. blob

    blob Seventh Year

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    What is this I don't even...
     
  7. Thyestean

    Thyestean Slug Club Member

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    My mind was so filled with what the fuck, I couldn't help but read it. I have no words to describe it, just this, http://bit.ly/zCM3M4.
     
  8. oakes

    oakes Unspeakable DLP Supporter

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    Your avatar itself kinda sums it up nicely.
     
  9. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    What's wrong with some NaGaaaaaaa.

    GAHHHHHHH.

    :headshot:
     
  10. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    It's 138k words and has 120 reviews? Hhah
     
  11. Hero of Stupidity

    Hero of Stupidity Villain of Sensibility ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    sooo...Slashib?
     
  12. KHAAAAAAAN!!

    KHAAAAAAAN!! Troll in the Dungeon –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Subtlety is overrated.
     
  13. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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    All of my fucking rage if that is real.

    No. You're lying. There is no way that such a thing can be real.

    Shame on you for lying.
     
  14. Hero of Stupidity

    Hero of Stupidity Villain of Sensibility ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Who would have thought.
     
  15. Cinduri

    Cinduri Squib

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    Found this lovely thing in HP Crossover section. Didn't attempt a read, but I'm sure it would be an .....experience.

     
  16. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Why the hell were you in the Yugioh/HP xover section to begin with? You totally brought that upon yourself.
     
  17. Hero of Stupidity

    Hero of Stupidity Villain of Sensibility ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Buttsex over Umbridge?
     
  18. Rin

    Rin Oberstgruppenführer DLP Supporter

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    I'm starting to suspect that ff.net authors are just using a random-word-generator to spit out a few thousand words with interspersed (and randomly generated) punctuation.
     
  19. Atum

    Atum DA Member DLP Supporter

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    Harry Potter and his Sordid Infatuation by x.kirai.x
    Harry doesn't feel quite right these days. People are noticing, especially when he starts to miss quidditch practice! But then he only just broke up with Ginny, so this is normal, right? Not if Harry's glasses become FOGGY at the sight of Hagrid. mxm
    Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4-27-08 - Harry P. & Rubeus H.
     
  20. Rache

    Rache Headmaster

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    Argh. Yuk. Now, I am mentally scarred permanently. The author of this story must be locked up in a room with Hagrid after injecting the half-giant with love potion.
     
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