Escape to Baker Street by Padfootette
Caesarea Lissette Kira Potter (femHarry!) thought that after she had finally defeated the dark Lord Voldemort her life would have gone back to normal well as normal as it could ever be when you were considered famous in the Wizarding world However with friends abandoning her when she needs them the most a crazy headmaster supposedly come back from the dead out to get her
Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,354 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 531 - Updated: Jan 17, 2015 - Published: Mar 6, 2014 - [Harry P., Sherlock H.]

Dat name! Goes straight to the top of stupid fem!harry names list.

 

I would love to see a fic with FemHarry where her parents named her FemHarry.

 

Harry Potter and the Changes of Fate
By: teenwriter827
I don't really know where it's going, so read and drop me a review and we'll see okay?
Rated: Fiction M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3h ago - Published: Jan 27 - id: 11757281

Is this a summary or an AN? Seriously, who would read a fic based on a summary that says literally nothing useful.

 

The title and Sherlock tags are in there yet no mention of it in the summary?

 

Naked at Hogwarts?! -:- By : Kerantli -:- Published : June 3, 2013
Updated : April 18, 2016 10:10 am -:- Rated : Adult ++ -:- Chapters : 8 -:- Reviews : 19 -:- Cat Pokes : 46210
Located : Harry Potter > General

The wizard council have heard about the hugely popular Program from America that has students in their high schools walking around naked. In a shock decision, they have planned to implement it into Hogwarts for a trial run.

 

This is less a bad summary and more a bad concept.

The summary actually tells you exactly what the story is going to be all about: Naked teenagers, living together. And because it does its job as a summary, you pretty much know exactly whether you want to read it or not.

 

The best kind.

The idea is literally why though. God, I swear there are no standards in ff. Actually I know there aren't.

 

I dont think that story is from ff.net, unless they added cat pokes recently, so we cant really blame ff lack of standards for this one.

 

I think Ghosthree3 was referring more to fan fiction in general, not specifically fanfiction.net. And, to that, you won't find me disagreeing.

 

I was indeed, yes.

 

Masks Not Worn by Murakami no Kitsune reviews
Naruto Harry Potter Crossover Harry fought Quarrell and you-know-who in his first year, then it was back to the Duresley's he went. But this year even stranger things will happen to the boy who lived... full summery instide...
Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,875 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 79 - Updated: Sep 2, 2010 - Published: Jan 27, 2009 - Lucius M., Naruto U. - Complete

134 favourites...

 

"Raped by his uncle"

"M rated to be safe"

 

Let me guess, Harry falls in love with Vernon after death resurrects him. I really hope I'm wrong about that.

 

Nah, he probably has healing love with Snape and/or Malfoy.

 

What the hell is a Video Game Plot? Non-existant? Pointless and inconsequential? Maybe Harry spends 90% of the fic repetitively mowing down Death Eaters (this also covers the "Grey!" aspect)?

 

Any summary that starts off as "what will happen when" is an auto-next for me.
Thank God I skipped Harry Crow with this filter

 

How To Train Your Auror -:- By : Alcoholic_Rootbeer -:- Published : May 12, 2016
Updated : May 12, 2016 9:20 pm -:- Rated : Adult + -:- Chapters : 1 -:- Reviews : 0 -:- Cat Pokes : 16
Located : Harry Potter > Het - Male/Female> Draco/Hermione

After the tragic death of Ron, Hermione decides to take up his torch and become an Auror herself, despite Harry’s protests. When she discovers that Draco Malfoy has also made the decision to apply himself to be an Auror, plot happens. WIP

The worst stories are when the plot happens don't you think?

 

Oddly enough, that summary leaves me doubting there's actually much plot happening.

 

Gee, thanks for telling us your story is hilarious and delightful.