I was talking about the WHOLE fanfic site
Not this thread

 

From a buffy cross...

Faith is employed as the new DADA teacher for the Easter Term. Dawn as a tutor teacher. Unfortunately Faith slept with Draco over the Christmas break thinking he was a first year University student. Now what's she going to do?

 

From Soul Eater

Yeah, ummmm, tells me all I want to know, really it does!

 

• With Aunt Petuni and Dudley Dursley dead, Harry takes the blunt of his and His brother, Evane's, uncle's anger. Trying to stay together while fighting ilnesses brought on by death, how do they react to the Malfoy brothers? Can Harry survive life with out his brother? Does he even have to?
  

 

"ilnesses brought on by death"

And here was me thinking that death was pretty severe and final on its own.

 

Undead!Harry has potential.

 

Here's another one:

I've no idea what the pairings are supposed to be and there's no way I'm reading that thing to find out...I'm not _that_ curious.

 

Before You Leave Let Me Say Goodbye by Blade7709
What happens when Voldemort's daughter goes to Hogwarts...and is sorted into Gryffindor. Will she fall for the devilish Slytherin prince, or will the luck of the Irish prosper?

And, another "gem"...

All for Love by lili-potter8907
okay really bad at summerys but here goes. At a dance at the beginng of Sixth year the Mauraders no Peter decied to sing to the girls of their dreams how will it work outRateing may change

Rateing? Summerys? No comment.

 

Holy fucking hell! I read the second one..., God damn it sucks. Cliche, Descendants, Mary Sues, read it.

 

Blackmailing my love by Verdisillycrazychick reviews
Draco goes back in time while he is sleeping and sees two of Hermione and know is blackmailing her to be his girl friend what will she do....
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2518 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-14-06 - Published: 11-13-06

??? Yup, makes a lot of sense.

The Ultimate Power by Lithium Pain reviews
Rylee Reese Craven isn’t normal by anyone’s standards, not only is she a witch, she is also in one of the biggest muggle bands in the world. Follow her story as she attends Hogwarts and finds out more about herself and her powers. Rylee is based on Amy le
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-13-06 - Published: 11-13-06

Spelling of name- first sign of MS. OC in a big muggle band- another MS sign. OC attends Hogwarts and finds out about powers- yet another sign. Based on RL singer- yet another MS sign.

 

Actually that OC sounds strangely like She-Who-Should-Never-Have-Been-Let-Near-A-Keyboard's OC, Ebony/Enoby/Eboby/whatever her fucked up name is...

Is she breeding?

Scary thought.

 

Love Between Snoflakes by ronandmione4eva
Hey...emm...im not really good at this sort of thing lol...well basicaly this is a RHR fic and emm...Read and Review...P.S this is my first fanfic so plz be nice...no flames :
Complete - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2143 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-14-06 - Published: 11-14-06

Ok. She's also not really good at writing. Now, who wants to deflower her reviewboard?

Edit: Fixed the link. The author deleted the story and reposted it later ... Had somebody flamed her?

 

Go for it.

Not a thing to do with Hp but its in the Hp section. What.. the.... fuck...
Must flame!

mmhmm and this tells me what?

 

This was the summary (I use the term loosely) on a Naruto fic I spotted in someones favourites list.

 

Ugh. They better promise hot naked cheerleaders popping out of my closet for me to remotely think about reading this story.

And this makes me think of B horror movies for some odd reason...

 

Me love the sound of that last one, it could be an instant classic, apart from the killer cabbage, the monkeys, and the superman costume...oh wait, thats all of it. /sarcasm

 

Harry Potter likes to burp by smudgeworthy reviews

"This is just utter nonsense. I mean it! There is a killer cabbage, Monkeys, and a superman costume. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Complete - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4426 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-15-06 - Published: 10-20-06"

Is it normal to feel slightly disturbed after reading this? It feels like someone left the room (it also happens when someone stupid walks in). I have a feeling that everyone's definitely at risk reading that.

 

It was your intelligence that you felt departing.

 

... good thing mine's already left. Or is it possible to go further than negative two-hundred and forty-four? Nonetheless, there are plenty of summaries like that and some like that but slightly more composed.

With A Kiss by AthenaMinerva reviews
It all started out innocently enough, a ball gone astray down a dark alley. But when she wakes up in St.Mungoes, Sam finds that she's acheived everyone's goal of being unique: after all, whoever heard of muggle girl with dementor powers having pink hair?
Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6967 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-16-06 - Published: 11-5-06

Or not:

The Raya adventures! 1st chronicle by Diamondchild reviews
the sisterhood is formed! YAY! craziness and havoc ensue when raya and the gang go to... get this... HOGWARTS! and you know what that means? MULTICOLOURED SNAPE! and a seriousely annoyed voldamort when Raya is taken... but that's not for a while yet. PROL
Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-16-06 - Published: 11-16-06

 

It says parody, So I'm not sure if that's a joke or not. I sure hope so.

A Voldemort Christmas by superolive

Just in time for the holiday season. Lord Voldemort hates Christmas but he's about to learn a few things from 4 ghosts...
Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1710 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-17-06 - Published: 11-17-06

That's just classic.