So, I just got FF.net messaged by a reader of my stories saying that they were hosting a challenge and had read enough of my stuff that they wanted me to compete. I was flattered enough that I went over to their profile to reply.

Then I discovered that said challenges were posted in her ff.net bio. I read them and started twitching. Even the worst DLP n00b would have posted better as their first challenge. Both challenges feature Mpreg, bashing of every non-Draco, non-Snape canon character and HP/DM as the only acceptable pairing.

The profile is here: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/836524/

I propose that those brave DLPers who have free time and a bone to pick with fangirls need to go undercover... and accept the challenge. This would summarily be followed (a few chapters down the road) with a kill-off or other anti-fangirl weaponry approved by the DLP arsenal.

Go forth my comrades and strike fear into the hearts of fangirls everywhere!

 

I'm pretty sure she meant "bound". Either way, fucking lol.

If I wasn't already busy writing something, I'd give this a go - at any rate, you've inspired me to notch the gore in my 'fic up a bit.Such a horrific challenge. ~shudders~

 

This is wrong on so many levels...

 

I'm so tempted...

 

After all your hard work with the C2, you deserve some fun. Go for it!

 

Burn it with fire.

 

Sree and vlad managed to do some pretty sweet surprise ending one-shots. I beseech theeeeeee :3

 

Link?

/filler

 

This would make for an epic ending, with rocks falling and, shortly before everyone dies, they say "We're boned". Challenge fulfilled!

 

Wow, she made the only canon gay guy in the series straight and sleeping with Hermione. <_<

 

Wait, what? Hermione/Dumbledore?

 

Fucking lol. I think I might give this a go.

 

Potter Tradition of Red by Sree

A Little Knowledge Is A Dangerous Thing by Vlad

 

...I guess that fangirl is the atypical slash reader, no?

KILL IT WITH FIRE.

 

Thanks!
:awesome

 

lol reading through the thread about the first fic was epic in itself, let alone chapter 3 of it.

 

This is surprisingly hard to write. I think making Snape care about Harry is making me physically sick...

 

On the subject of Snape and Harry:

According to JKR, if Snape hadn't of gone into the Dark Arts and thus eventually go on to call her a 'mudblood', there would of been a good chance for Lily to eventually return his feelings for her. Because he went into the Death Eater camp at Hogwarts, this eventually paved the road for James to woo her over.

If ya believe in the multiverse theory, that means that there would be/could be a parallel world out there where Snape and Lily did start dating, and where she never got together with James. Hence, no Harry.

For some reason, the openings for that 'what if?/possible parallel reality' greatly disturb me.

On a related note, if ya look even further back to Riddle's origins, apparently if Merope had chosen not to die/didn't die after the birth, JKR has stated that he would of grown up allot differently, e.g., not dark.

No Dark Lord, no main reason/opening for Snape go all 'dark'. No main reason to go dark means that there would of been a good chance that he'd end up with Lily.

So, in a round-a-bout sort of way, if Merope hadn't of died, because of the nature of the altered timeline, there would of been a good chance of there being no Harry because Lily had a high chance of going with Snape.

 

tl;dr: Voldemort prevented Lily/Severus from being canon.

I'm currently drawing a dark mark on my arm in green felt tip pen to show how I feel about this.

Hail to the dark lord.

 

Apparently, only people she considers smexy are allowed to be gay. Old people aren't allowed.