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Fate/NightKill - Gilgamesh wins

Discussion in 'Little Italy' started by Lungs, Oct 30, 2011.

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  1. insectamantidae

    insectamantidae Professor

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    Oct 31, 2011 #61
    Lions... the other white meat....
     
  2. SmileOfTheKill

    SmileOfTheKill Magical Amber

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    Ha, if I would ever touch my Holy Loli.

    If my past life in Elona has taught me anything, they are best when they grow up a bit more.
     
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  3. Fenraellis

    Fenraellis Chief Warlock

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    Oct 31, 2011 #63
    Pshhh... How's that leg doing, King?

    Exscuse me, "Mister King, sir, is your leg feeling any better? I would feel just awful if you were hurt. I'm sure you didn't mean to attack my beloved Master."
     
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  4. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Oct 31, 2011 #64
    Jon raises an eyebrow at the OOC douchebaggery. "You don't have a small child to hide behind, hold your tongue, degenerate." Jon brings a hand up to bitchslap Sacrifice, before pausing and considering. "...Do you have a little girl who's going to break my hand?" he asked suspiciously.
     
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  5. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Oct 31, 2011 #65
    People who roleplay will convince me to give more friendly answers to their questions :3
     
  6. SmileOfTheKill

    SmileOfTheKill Magical Amber

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    Jon's might as a King is so powerful that a small child is more than a match.
     
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  7. Jon

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    Oct 31, 2011 #67
    Jon paused briefly, eyeing the non-broken necked loli briefly. "Your cowardly master spoke out of place," he informed the Holiloli. "In the future let his neck break instead, and I will buy you a pony."
     
  8. Jon

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    Oct 31, 2011 #68
    Is Daddy going to have to smack a bitch with something other than his foot?
     
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  9. Sacrifice

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    Oct 31, 2011 #69

    Do not underestimate little girls, they are dangerous. Especially those that have yet to hit puberty.
     
  10. SmileOfTheKill

    SmileOfTheKill Magical Amber

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    I wonder how many creepy old men like to call themselves Daddy while attempting to bait little children with things they don't own.
     
  11. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Oct 31, 2011 #71
    This thread. It's why DLP is the best forum ever. :3
     
  12. Jon

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    Oct 31, 2011 #72
    Jon frowned and reached behind him, drawing forth into existence a Noble Phantasm.

    He turned towards the majority of those he could he, eyeing them with disgust. "Know this peasants, and those who would waste their time saving these worthless maggots from their fate. I am the King and to stand against me is to die."
     
  13. Sacrifice

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    Oct 31, 2011 #73
    A King should not dirty his weapons. :fire
    Utmost respect if you will rule over your Kingdom with grace.
     
  14. Fishy Justice

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    Oct 31, 2011 #74
    Well, no one can accuse him of being an unimpressive King.
     
  15. insectamantidae

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    Oct 31, 2011 #75
    The girl gazes calmly at the fight brewing. Slowly, as if under the eyes of a predator, she un-slings her book bag from her shoulder. Catching the eye of the Demon Mayor, she gestures to herself.

    "Jon, if you do, mind if I save the blood spilled? I have a few jars here, and I could always use some for the wall at home. It gets hungry."
     
  16. Jon

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    Oct 31, 2011 #76
    Jon gave the deceptively meek insectamantidae a measured look. "The only blood spilt to this time has been mine, and know this, worm. No one may touch the kings blood."

    Jon snapped his fingers, and the precious treasure that was the King's blood vanished.
     
  17. insectamantidae

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    /looks dismayed/

    Damnit. Now I'll have to find blood elsewhere.

    I hate shopping for bodily fluids.
     
  18. Lungs

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    Oct 31, 2011 #78
    If anyone votes for Night, it'll be Night. I'm sleeping now. Lock the thread, Jon, or something like that.

    Night is 36 hours or less (meaning that if it's over quickly, it'll be over quickly).

    Night Phases are:

    Declaration -> Attack Calculi -> Command Seal extras...

    Meaning it'll probably be at least 18 hours.

    Unless no one votes. Then night starts at 12 pm tomorrow, and I'll be all eye-rolly and surly.
     
  19. Jon

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    Jon raised an eyebrow. "Oh? If you're looking for bodily fluids, perhaps I can assist you after all." :awesome
     
  20. Fenraellis

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    Oct 31, 2011 #80
    Okay, since it seems the will of the game-mod, I'll just do:
    Vote: Night
     
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