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Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by ip82, May 6, 2006.

  1. Master Slytherin

    Master Slytherin Headmaster

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    Good grief. I never use fictionalley anyway as it's so big it's almost unnavigable.
     
  2. The Dark Monarch

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    why is it always girly!harry? I'd like to see a parody where Draco tries to come on to harry and Harry kicks his ass. That would be funny.
     
  3. BlueMagikMarker

    BlueMagikMarker Pirate King Yarrgh's First Mate

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    Sorry in advance... I couldn't help myself (This is actually kind of fun... in a 'throwing up' kind of way).
    I'm pretty sure this one is a joke... but if it isn't... I don't want to think about that.
    Last one I promise... This one freaked me out more than the above one believe it or not.
    Ok time to go throw up.
     
  4. The Dark Monarch

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    Oh My God BAD MENTAL IMAGES! The last one was the worst.
     
  5. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    :DThats hilarious!
     
  6. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    This shit should be illegal. We need a SWAT team to hunt down these sick freaks.
     
  7. Lady Almaren

    Lady Almaren Seventh Year

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    Wow!!! I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. The only reason I go to FA is to check out the fanart and the Niffled! section. I was scared to go to the Help! forum. And now I know why.
     
  8. Myst

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    Well this would be fun to read.. don't you think?
    He may be looking for Humor but... feh

    Now this one.. well its self-explainatory.

    Emo Much?
     
  9. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    If you can smile while asking for cutting fics, your pretending. You've become an actor, and a shit one at that.
     
  10. Rain

    Rain Pirate Navigator of the 7 Seas

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    Great, now I'm deathly afraid to even go to Fictionalley. What is wrong with these people?! Ugh.

    *snicker* The Hagrid/Dumbledore/Aunt Petunia post was funny, if only because I'm pretending they weren't serious.
     
  11. IndoGhost

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    ...I donno which is more disturbing this thread or the bad fic thread...the fact that people demand it or write it...
     
  12. Niffler Lord

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    ..... I still say we nuke the place....
     
  13. Lunarian

    Lunarian Third Year

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    Here's something disturbing, there was a time I actually liked stories like that. The one with Harry crossdresing as Jade, as matter of fact I think I still have the yahoogroup still saved. It was a site with more Harry/Luscuis then should be possible.
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    In my meager defense I liked it mostly for the crossdressing part, it was a sort of Ranmaesque quality before there was any girl!harry.
     
  14. liath

    liath Seventh Year

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    Hey, a quick question about that very first post, ip82...

    I'm afraid I didn't quite catch what was so funny about that italicized part.... since, it is, you know... my story that that person was looking for.. :p
     
  15. ip82

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    Oh, it wasn't the story, it's the way that girl described it, the parts she remembered - not general plot or something meaningful, but just the cutting and angst stuff. It's not the worst message I've seen that day, but it was the drop that broke the camel's back...

    This was never intended to be thread about bashing clishes or ranting about bad fics, but about stupid people posting stupid messages.

    BTW, what fic is that? I've never heard of it. Where can I find it?
     
  16. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    BTW, this is good one.

    It gets even better...

    ...and on and on...

    If you want to suffer more, click here: http://forums.fictionalley.org/park/showthread.php?s=&threadid=94577
     
  17. BlueMagikMarker

    BlueMagikMarker Pirate King Yarrgh's First Mate

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    Wow, a whole community... I'm too scared to check it out. So I won't... Those posts are absolutely horrid though IP, good job finding them. I believe it is our duty to warn users of the evil that is FA. It's also fun to see them squirm in disgust. :D

    I've refrained from posting the submissive Draco stuff myself... It just didn't seem as wrong as submissive Harry. But, instead of discussing the finer points of the wrongness of this thread...
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    Umm... yes, please no Draco/Ron... though it would be hilarious under the right circumstances.

    And finally... what we've all been waiting for... *Drumroll*
    BlueMagikMarker is unavliable for the moment, please try again later.
    Edit: Err... sorry, my brain shut itself down in an attempt to contain my sanity... sadly it wasn't quick enough.
     
    Last edited: May 13, 2006
  18. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    I snickered.
     
  19. CGB

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    I just clicked on ip's link... Now I want to die. It's just gruesome. They made an archive called the "Bottom!Draco Emporium". This is so disgusting...
     
  20. liath

    liath Seventh Year

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    lol... It's an abandoned fic called The Rise of Chaos....
     
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