Hey! That's Naia`s Dance! Never fails to amuse me, must've read that story 15times now

Woah, that's..... disturbing.

Wow, a dream come true!

This isn't funny really, just thought i'd post something different. Besides, how exactly have they planned to make a H/D in character?

edit* Where the hell did my signature come from?

 

Dramatic Speech Time
I'm glad to see that more people are taking it in to their own hands to warn the masses of these horrendous mutations of reality. We are in dark times, the Harry/Ginny infestation grows ever larger while the plague of Slash is reaching epic proportions. We. Must. Stand. Together! We must provide the way out, the haven for all who wish to escape this curse that has been set upon us. DLP will be our ark, and when the flood of fangirl fantasies takes over, we will rise above. I believe in our purpose, I believe in this blight that plagues us, but most of all... I believe in you!​

...phew, now that I'm done. Silke, that is some fairly disturbing stuff, but you need to work on your delivery. for example, people are less like to click that evil link if it is presented thusly. Do not click on this evil link! Because you see, humans have this thing called curiosity. If you don't tell them not to check something out, then they might get in trouble.

 

Can I copy that speech to my FFNet Profile?

 

Sure, did it inspire you? Just make sure to quote me on it, I spent a good five minutes coming up with it.
Edit: If you'll wait a while, I might add more to it.

 

All this about FictionAlley and no one has mentioned the servers? Server...so...slow...hurts...

 

Nice speech... So do we set up a crack unit or something?

 

...Could I quote you on this? Please? It really, really is far too worthy to fall to the wayside.

To The Rest Of The Thread:

...****. Now I remember why I avoid FA like the plague... *tries to pretend this all was all a joke and that none of these were serious requests*

 

Err, yeah... If you looked at the post I made above, then you would see that I gave Amerision permission to use it as long as he quoted me. You can use it too under the same obligation... and for future reference, If anybody else wants to use the damned thing for something, then just do it... I really didn't expect such a reaction, it was more of a joke in the first place, took me like five minutes to write out. But hey, whatever makes you happy.

 

Ahhh, I've found my true home! Sadistic people who hate slash like that as much as me!

 

Here's a good one...

 

Wow, those were pathetically horrendous.
If it was her secret... why did she post it on the internet?
"Soft and Fluffy" ... No comment.

 

I'm almost tempted to make a request for Harry getting buttfucked by dumbledore. or vice versa. Just for shits and grins.

Sad thing is i'd prolly get a bunch of replies suggesting a fic or two.

*shudder*

Love to see some trolling of that disguisting place.

 

...

Now I remember why I enjoy this place, somewhere where I can read other Slash-bashing fics.

And I <3ed BlueMagikMarker's speech.

And I also remember why I avoided FA like the Black Plague.

 

Seriously....someone needs to go undercover and see how low these fangirls can go.

 

probably harry/dobby/draco/slughorn/dead!dumbles

 

Hmmm......

Slughorn and dobby....wouldn't suprise me with the shit i've seen from that cesspool.

 

Allright, allright:

CHALLENGE:

Dig up the most DISGUSTING pairing imaginable that goes into DETAIL.

 

Has anyone here thought of posting a request for the Office? Just to mess with their minds.