Amerision, I have accepted your challenge...
Here are the candidates (I'm not going to link them, they are so horrible):

• Pettigrew/Ron
• Albus/Draco
• Severus/Percy
• Severus/Neville
• Arthur/Draco
• Argus/Harry
• Fred/Ron
• Percy/Ron
• Albus/Alastor
• Harry/Percy
• Harry/Dudley
• Neville/Harry
• Severus/Severus
• Minerva/Narcissa
• Narcissa/Molly
• Minerva/Sibyl

Surprisingly, all of these pairning came from one site... None of those posted are humor fics, they are all either Romance, Angst, or something in between... though from the pairings, it's obvious that all of them have the potential to produce severe depression and possibly suicide. If you decide to read any of them, I am in no way responsible for psychological damages.

 

Oh god...

I stand by my statement of needing a Swat-team to hunt these fuckers down.

 

# Severus/Neville
# Arthur/Draco
# Argus/Harry


hmm potential

eww

 

ya know whats really sad. The first item ever in the looking for thread was a slash one.
Having trouble linking so you'll have to look yourself or believe me. It was about draco being raped and harry finding out about it. The title of the thread was " poor poor draco"

 

They have an archived section as well, I don't know if you checked there or not.

 

Ok, Ok:

(I'm disgusting even myself here)

Nagini/Rat!Peter/Moody/SnakeChildForm!Voldemort

Don't even ask for a link.

*shudder*

*Goes off to watch porn to keep nasty images at bay*

 

*kills himself

 

Please be a parody Please!

 

Anyone know how to write computer virus's? They might come in handy to rid the world of internet slash fics. Anyone who downloads or uploads slash would get the all powerful virus, and there goes the market and the producers with one strike.

 

But.. I do like slash.. =| Please don't send a virus to me! Please, oh mighty Leibhaftige Finsternis!

 

If you're a slash fan can I ask you what girls actually find appealing about two men having sex?

 

Yeah...the female sex seems to enjoy slash more than males enjoy femslash.

What's up with that?

Why do you enjoy slash?

 

Wow, this could turn into an interesting discussion on female psychology. /me snorts.
Nah, but seriously, we're all ears here. Slash - why does it appeal? What is appealing about two men slamming into each other? Is it appealing in real life or only in fanfiction?

 

I don't like it more then Het, but I just don't hate it like some do. I don't like stories with gay sex , I just skip those parts..
I don't mind HD or something like that. But I don't think it's hot either (in real life and in fanfiction).
Savvy? =P

 

Savvy. Thanks.
We really need to interrogate a 'proper' slash lover/author/reader sometime. See what makes them tick. Disassemble them.
Oh well, I guess it is just personal taste, whatever gets your blood flowing, your boat floating.
And to turn this topic back on topic, a link from FictionAlley;

I am looking for salacious prostitution fics, drug fics, fics that deal with cutting, fics with anything risque! I'm in that kind of a mood. I love slash, H/D is my favorite, but I'm open minded. Hit me with your best shot!

--
FictionAlley - Catering to Emo's everywhere!
Salacious prostitution eh? Merlin..

 

Allright Soldiers,

Here is what we do!

FIRST: We do a looking for Post requesting "The Office". Describe it in intimate detail. Answer it after sometime.

SECOND: Link this page over there, make it a new thread. That ought to rile them up.

THIRD: AWAIT THE FLAMES

Enjoy.

 

Trolling attempt.

My first attempt at trolling.....Wonder how it goes.

http://forums.fictionalley.org/park/showthread.php?s=&threadid=111652

Edit: If i actually GET a rec. I will kill myself. No joke. You will never see my disguisting ass again.

 

Dude... if you do get a fic, make sure that you say thanks!