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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nexus, Dec 12, 2006.

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Rahkesh Asmodaeus THUNDAH Bawd Admin DLP Supporter

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Dec 17, 2006 #21

Haha, thanks guys. And you know you like camel toe, Cervus.

Eh, the actual day was bad, fucking anatomy final that day, but I got drunk and blazed as shit last night, so I'm actually happy for the moment! Werd.

Thanks again.

"You'll forgive me," Harry said harshly, "if I have absolutely no faith in the Order to keep anything or anyone safe. As to assassins," he turned to Mr. Weasley, "I'm not too worried. They can't kill me where I am, and if they know I'm back in Britain, which they don't since I've been disguised, then they'll have quite a fight on their hands to get me." He grinned in a not-so-nice wolfish way.
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Dec 17, 2006 #22

So its your birthday, eh?

Well, I want to tell you something Mel Gibson said in Braveheart;

"Every man dies, but not every man really lives. By the way, I hate Jews."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

P.S. is Harry getting baked in your avatar?

And the Salmon declared, "How would you feel if we ate YOUR caviar, human?!"

Everyone likes the way their own farts smell.

"I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife.

"Hey, Now" - Howard Stern
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Dec 17, 2006 #23

Happy B-Day Camel Shagger!

I dream of gardens in the desert sand
I dream of love as time runs through my hand
I dream of fire
Those dreams are tied to a horse that will never tire
And in the flames
Her shadows play in the shape of a man's desire
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Dec 17, 2006 #24

Long since over matey.

[SIZE=-1].:.:. Where the Light is cruel and callous, Where it takes freedom and pride, There surge we Blackened Denarii with our Wings from Hell and our Dark Embrace. .:.:.
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[SIZE=-1]Humanity is infinite...........Stupidity is infinite...........Go figure.[/SIZE]
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Dec 18, 2006 #25

Congratulations on getting another year closer to dying!

"Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity."
--Robert A. Heinlein

There are very few problems that cannot be solved by orders ending with "or die."
--Alistair J.R. Young

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