Are you the same JErosion that wrote the Evangelion fic Changing Seasons?

 

Conjure two didldos and attack. Obviously.

 

His father's rock? And it will crush Voldemort or something? Not sure I follow, but regardless, he'd just resurrect himself (again). Unless you're saying the ring will somehow destroy his horcruxes.

Edit: You know, the rock thing was actually somewhat funny. I think there might have been a couple other good moments early in the fic, too.