Inspired by Palindrome's comment in the how you find DLP thread about being traumatized at 13 by being subjected to library review.

What was first fanfic you ever wrote? Mine thankfully was never published: 30k words of self-insert pokemon fanfiction starring my brother and I. I started with a Bulbasaur and found a chikorita on route 1, and we ran into Misty and Brock (separately) in the Viridian Forrest where they helped us train and we caught twin pidgeotto.

 

Um. A Star Ocean 3 incest lemon.

>_>

 

Harry/Narcissa/Bellatrix smut on FicWad with the premise of it being a special treat for his birthday. AU obviously.

It was the first and only story I've ever published online. Probably ~1200 words of shit tier writing that has since been removed forever more.

 

Some horrendously shitty Inuyasha story with a gary-stu protagonist wielding, like, seven magical swords. Terrible the first time I wrote it, it got steadily worse because AFF kept signing me out and losing my post.

I don't even remember what name I wrote it under, but it's theoretically still there somewhere.

 

Actually, come to think of it the one I mentioned in that other post wasn't the first fanfic I ever wrote.

I found an ancient notebook sequestered away in a forgotten corner of my bookshelf not too long ago - in it, in felt tip pen, were my very first attempts at writing ever. From when I was nine. (Or possibly seven or eight) I didn't even know what fanfiction *was*.

The inside cover read 'Thank you mummy for giving me this book'. Not kidding.

The very first story was about a little girl who discovers she's a fairy or something. The second story was about a little girl and a haunted house, and everyone dies in a horrific fashion.

But the third story was a piece of fanfiction about a little girl who is the sister to the boy who lived, and her life in the cupboard of Number 4, Privet Drive.

That's right - I wrote a shitty girl-who-lived mary sue OC AU before I even knew that fanfiction was an actual thing. When I was nine. And the sad thing is, it might honestly still be better than some of the shit on fanfiction.net...

 

~5000 words Inuyasha fanfiction, back then in German. That was before I learned to put space after punctuation marks when typing.

 

An unfinished Star Trek story, taking place just after the First Contact movie, so probably written when I was 17. Picks up with the Enterprise returning Worf to DS9, then I had some vague notion of a psycho religious prophet causin' trouble. Never got past chapter 1, thankfully. And I've never attempted fanfic outside HP or Dresden since.

 

Palindrome, if it's not too much trouble, post 9 yr old girl horrible haunted house story plz.

 

Unfortunately, the notebook is in another county right now - I'll try and make sure to pick it up when I next see it again for you though. And then I'll necro this thread back from the dead.

 

I was writing a lot of 'original' stories when I was in high school to pass the time during classes. However, my first fanfiction is still on my ffnet profile I believe. It was in french, and was an introspective fic of Harry realizing that he's not a pawn but a king or something like that.

God, it is atrocious.

 

I guess technically speaking my first fanfic was more of a James Bond screenplay that I wrote when I was in like the third or fourth grade. I didn't even realize I was writing it in a screenplay format I just sort of saw an example of writing that in a book that was like that and copied the style. I also had no clue what fanfiction was at the time.

My first fic that was in the style of a story came about because I was really bored one summer and anxiously awaiting the release of the Goblet of Fire. I think that's what also led me into fanfiction in general because I was searching for spoilers or something.

 

1300 words about TOM RIDDLE / I AM LORD VOLDEMORT anagrams. I thought I was the first person ever to think of that joke. Oops?

 

Prophecies, Secrets and Lies, which I originally planned as the first of a five story AU covering pre-Hogwarts to the end of third year, but somehow became the first of a (planned) seven story series just covering first year. It's still the only fic I've written that's made it into For Review, despite being mostly awful. Long since consigned to the Trash.

 

Wow, first fanfiction? I was ten, just after seeing The Empire Stikes Back, and it was first-person from the POV of Luke's and Leia's son, the subject of Yoda's "There is another" comment at the time. Said protag could wield white-colored light sabers with each hand and shoot blaster bolts out of his eyes. Needless to say, Darth Vader didn't stand much chance in their inevitable showdown.

My son's, for what it's worth, is an HP SI of a kid sorted into Ravenclaw with his best friend Tiptoe and an owl named Hoot. Tipetoe's pet is a rat named Speedy. He wrote it eight years ago, when he was six, and was very proud of keeping his text between the margins.

 

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4097065/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Tide-of-War

A truly terrible terrible fic.

 

My first proper fanfic is my DC fic, Not So Blessed, quickly followed by it's expansion, A Blessed Lifetime.

However, many, many years before that, my first steps into the world of fanfiction had taken place

There are three candidates for my first ever piece of fanfiction writing. I honestly do not remember which one came first.

Almost 9 years ago I was part of a forum (IA2, a Star Wars modding forum) with limited membership. We few, we band of brothers over there on the site were good friends. Mostly. There were maybe 10 of us altogether. Some of that group were into writing, and they cajoled the rest of us into trying our hand at it.

I think my fascination with fanfiction began there. I was first introduced to the idea of exploring possibilities in more detail than just a stray thought was a viable thing to do. What I wrote for that forum were two things.

a) An OC protagonist story about Manuke Shokum, a survivor Hapan Jedi Master who survived the purge and has been waging a small war on the Empire on the Outer Rim with his small armada and the help of his son, Zenn. (I still use the names Manuke and Zenn Shokum occasionally to this day in videogame characters, etc).


b) The other thing I wrote in that forum was the story of Jasper Pearl, NSA agent, and the Men In Black That Are Following Him. I don't remember much beyond that.


At some indeterminable point in the past, I also began writing Naruto fanfiction. My first Naruto fic must have been around that same time (9, maybe 10 years ago) and in it Minato had survived, Naruto and Sasuke were friends along with Hinata and the three of them ended up in the same genin cell. Naruto and Hinata were, of course, together (complete with cringe lemon attempt). The three genin manage to keep Zabuza at bay with their combination moves and escape with their lives, unassisted. Naruto can use his massive chakra supply to form a chakra mech around himself like a blue Susanoo.
Also, Naruto and Minato are part of a clan and have a hitherto unknown eye bloodline limit, Bullshit-gan (I don't remember what I actually called it).

I wrote two more Naruto fics after that, one which was a crossover with Assassin's Creed and one in which Naruto has a bunch of 'masks' that he removes as soon as he beats and returns Sasuke to the Leaf, only for the villagers to turn on him for beating up their precious Uchiha. Danzo and the council -gasp- banish Naruto for his actions! Anger! Injustice! Vengeance!

I don't remember which of them (SW OC, Original thing, or Naruto thing) came first. If I had to guess, I'd say the Naruto one came first, if only because I vividly recall writing it in my Windows 95 computer one summer and being proud of it.

Fun times.

 

My first is still up on ffn as a reminder how shitty of a writer I used to be.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/5469784/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Unexpected-Changes

For a long time, it was actually the only story I managed to finish (though the sequel is unfinished). The sad part is, that that story is getting close to 1.5 million views, and I still get people leaving reviews on it saying how awesome it is and how much they want a sequel. The story is an unrepentant piece of trash that exemplifies everything that is wrong with the fandom.

 

The first fanfic I wrote was back in early 2006. It was called "The Life of Nicolae Edward Volante" and was about a half-vampire Russian wizard who was related to the Black family and became Voldemort's second in command.

Pretty much a Gary Stu SI fic. I can't find it anywhere, unfortunately - not online or any of my old hard drives. I wish I could just to see how awful the writing was. I'm pretty sure it had like 300 word chapters.

The second fic I wrote was much better but still really quite awful. It was called Mysteries of the Department and was about an AU Ravenclaw Unspeakable Harry who was part of a project to create a magical weapon of mass destruction, around which there was a mysterious plot involving members of the project getting murdered. The fic was going to end with the thing exploding and Harry being transported back in time for some HP/Rowena Ravenclaw action.

I think I still actually have that one lying around somewhere.

Third fic was Turncoat, which is readily Googleable.

 

It was a story about Harry becoming immortal and being trained at a secret school hidden under the ocean in a giant bubble. I was a terrible human being.