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Fleur Delacour: Cock tease?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by ChuckDaTruck, Jun 21, 2007.

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Is Fleur Delacour a tease?

  1. She's a sleazy, French tease.

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  2. Can't blame a cute honey for being too sexy.

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  3. Who gives a fuck? SHE'S FICTIONAL. (Lamest Answer)

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  1. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    So, here's the question...Is Fleur Delacour a Cocktease, or is she a victim of her own sexuality?


    I say she's a cocktease. I can't imagine she has no control over her veela power. Plus her whole, "Look at me, I'm French. I go to Beauxbaton," strikes me as liberal elitism. Personally, I'd love to grab a handful of Freedom Fries, and shove them down her skinny, French throat. Want some fromage, cheese-eater? Choke on some AMERICAN CHEESE!!!

    What do you folks think?

    EDIT: No offense intended, Tinn
     
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  2. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    I think you need to go back to lurking.
     
  3. Dark Lord Rostam

    Dark Lord Rostam Button La Famiglia Midknight

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    I don't care if it is the "lamest". Who gives a fuck? She is fictional. Chuck, more important question, do you wank to Fleur? Did she tease your cock?
     
  4. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    He read some bad pr0n.

    Oh look I made a funny.
     
  5. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    ...Okay?

    Even though this is fairly pointless, I'll answer. She does seem like a tease, but I don't know. All I know is that she was trying to get with Cedric a few times, even though he was with Cho, but who says she knew about that? Harry didn't even know until Yule Ball time, right? But then it looks like she gave it up pretty easy for Davis. So maybe she isn't a tease, but just easy?

    Who knows.
     
  6. BioPlague

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    A Weasley did get her.
     
  7. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Indeed.

    Even if he is the 'coolest' of the bunch, it isn't saying much.
     
  8. Spacks

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    haha Chuck wants sum sloppy seconds.
     
  9. ChuckDaTruck

    ChuckDaTruck Overlord

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    Yup, Definitely wouldn't mind her sloppy seconds.

    I was thinking about this, and I realized Fleur/Harry is my favorite pairing. Then I started thinking about Fleur as a character, which lead me to this. And this post.
     
  10. Dasha

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    I would prefer reading about tease!Fleur then about angsty sufferings of veela who is too pretty for her own good and can't even find a friend for this and only reason. This problem always seemed horribly strained to me (is "strained" a right word?). On this matter, I don't remember any good stories with a tease!Fleur in it. Pity.
     
  11. The Dark Monarch

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    We need more fleur/harry. Its too rare.
     
  12. Aerin

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    Fleur...*Ponders*

    I'd say 1/2 and 1/2.

    Depending on what she wears, she could be a cock tease or a regular girl.

    The same thing could be said of Ginny or Hermione, Susan Bones or Lavender.

    And whilst I personally dislike the french as a country/ people, I can like a few individual's.

    And don't forget. Yes, she may be elitist. But assuming her family is very well off, it's almost a given. If you grew up in pure luxury, you would also be elitist.

    It's the environs which shape the personality, not the nature of the person.

    Regards
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  13. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    A few months late, but the post is relevant to the topic.

    Forgot about this thread.

    Lavender is another I'd peg for 'easy'.
     
  14. Aerin

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    In point of fact, 90% of the HP females would try and get into Harry's pants, so easy doesn't carry much weight here.
     
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    I don't think any of those 90% would try to get into Ron's pants, though. So she is not only easy, but also has spectacularly bad taste.
     
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    Ah, but *Charlie's* pants. Now that's a challenge that I'd be willing to ... surmount.
    * sigh *
     
  17. The Doctor

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    Cock Tease.

    She's a good-looking woman, and she knows to use that to her advantage.

    Though I guess it all comes down to whether or not she can control her veela powers.
     
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  18. Gabrinth

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    Fleur is no victim of her sexuality. Who did she pick to go with her to the prom? She picked Roger Davies, who was completely and utterly intoxicated by her powers. If she was, just a victim of her uncontrollable powers than she would have tried to go after someone who doesn't react to her powers with the same intensity. (Someone like Harry, who obviously only finds the burning bush of Ginny fucking Weasley attractive. {and has a thing for asian porn})
     
  19. Aerin

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    *Snorts with laughter*

    It's the psychological aspect.

    Fleur is used to having her way via Veela powers.
    Harry is immune to said powers.
    Fleur feels "weak" in a sense, since she can't control Harry.

    Roger was a good target. And she got a good Rogering for it.

    *Headdesk* Bad pun.
     
  20. Xiph0

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    Why won't this thread die D:
     
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