Title: Fluster
Author: Shinoko
Rating: M
Genre: Romance/General
DLP Category: Restricted Section
Pairing: Hermione/Charlie
Status: Completed
Summary: It starts with a copy of Playwitch magazine. Hermione blames Ginny for why she can't look Charlie in the eye. How could she face him after seeing him posing naked, not to mention fantasizing about him? But sometimes fantasy can become reality...
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5309236/1/Fluster

This is basically a story about Hermione and Charlie screwing like rabbits and getting caught doing it. I like rare pairings.

 

Sigh...

Something breaks in me every time I see a Hermione/Weasley pairing...

Then I have to read a few zillion word of H/Hr to cleanse myself.

Just sayin'...

 

I know what you mean.

Hr/weasley = Lame.

 

Great post you got thar.

As for the story:

Everybody(well most people here) is just going to tell you that they are not interested as it is not Harry centric.

 

I could probably get past the whole Hermione/weasly thing if it was a great story, but this whole idea just seems kind of silly. Not gonna read, not gonna rate.

 

What the fuck?

No, I wouldn't enjoy this at all. Same as the guy above me.

 

Basically while staying at the Burrow they fuck all over the place--Charlie's a little kinky--and get repeatedly found out by the over 9000 Weasleys living there. Weird exhibitionist part to it made it funny so I liked it. 3/5.

 

Spoiler

As his boxers fell to the ground, she couldn’t help but notice that he was every bit as big as he was in the pictures of him she’d seen in Playwitch. She wondered briefly whether he would fit completely inside her, but ultimately decided that didn’t matter just so long as he was inside her. His fingers felt good, but she needed more than fingers now.

“Inside me,” she breathed against his neck. “Now.”

Charlie chuckled. “Impatient hussy, aren’t you?” he teased as he moved his fingers inside of her, lightly pinching her clit between his fingers and eliciting a loud moan from her.

Kill me now

 

r u fkin srs?

 

Meh. I can't really stand Hermione being with a Weasley either, but I made an effort for a couple chapters. Hermione's massively OOC, and I have a hard time imagining Charlie Weasley as the type to have nipple rings.

The writing is decent and the smut isn't terrible, but I just couldn't get past the characterization.

And then there's this:

LOL. Auto-motherfucking-fail. How come so many smut writers do this? You shouldn't be allowed to write smut if you don't know what, or where, a hymen is.

2/5

 

read three words into it, then felt its epic-failness got to much for me...so I stopped reading (though you can't call it reading cause it was crap) it.

 

What darklordmike said essentially, except I gave up three quarters of the way through chapter one. Even if it was Harry/Hermione, or Harry/anyone for that matter, I can't see myself giving this more than a 2.

 

M-M-M-MONSTERKILL!

Why is it that the people who write about sex the most, seem to know the least about anatomy? The sad part is how many women are guilty of this particular mistake.

Of course, over the years I've gotten the distinct impression that it is the opinion of the medical community that women in the (puritanical, 'your body is shameful') U.S.A. are woefully ignorant of their own anatomy below the waist.

Buy a mirror and an anatomy book, gals.

And guys... pay some fucking attention.

 

America: proving to us that mass-murder is a legtimate course of action.:awesome

 

Agreed, and I'm one of those 'Oh so shameful' Americans.

Granted I think most of us are ill portrayed, and even more poorly represented, but I suppose that's just me.

Also, This:

Is going a bit far. While a bit on the obsessive side, most of us (Well some of us...) are quite aware of ourselves, and many don't mind showing skin. Also, while I'm ranting, I'd like to point out that 80% of us are in fact NOT grossly overweight/Anorexic/whatever-the-hell-the-media-is-screaming-about-now.

-Closes eyes and takes a deep breath-

Ok, I'm done. I know the comment wasn't intended the way I took it but it still irks me... Our own worst enemy indeed.

/rant.