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Forum Game: Insult the Person Above You

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

  1. Selethe

    Selethe normalphobe

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    What it says on the tin. Insult the person above you.
     
  2. Lungs

    Lungs KT Loser ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    sel is indian
     
  3. Selethe

    Selethe normalphobe

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    lungs can't see without his glasses, fucking four-eyes
     
  4. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    You'll never write anything better than NG+.
     
  5. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign ~ Prestige ~

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    Your parents were so done with having you for a son they departed this world early.
     
  6. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Just like here, no one actually likes you in real life, they just tolerate you.
     
  7. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign ~ Prestige ~

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    I thought we were supposed to be posting insults, but I can quote facts too:

    Zombie is black
     
  8. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    You have a shit haircut and a hairlip.
     
  9. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign ~ Prestige ~

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    If someone asked if you know me, you'd have to lie to deny it
     
  10. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    We had a discussion on subhuman the other day and your name came up more than once.
     
  11. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign ~ Prestige ~

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    The height of your achievement is being an Internet forum janitor
     
  12. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    In a forum full of Trans, homosexual and lesbian you remain the biggest faggot I have ever met. Paraphrasing here @Sauce Bauss.
     
  13. Hαn Sαlsα

    Hαn Sαlsα Hαn Sαlsæd First

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    you are a living trigger button
     
  14. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign ~ Prestige ~

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    You are not old enough to have opinions or know anything about anything
     
  15. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    every time you post a piece of my soul withers away and dies
     
  16. Selethe

    Selethe normalphobe

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    the fact that you won cards against humanity last night literally made me lose faith in humanity.
     
  17. DR

    DR Secret Squirrel ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Your family is a term paper on why abortion should be legal.

    Edit: sniped again, I'm taking too long.
     
  18. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Your mustache looks like you couldn't stop drinking chocolate milk.
     
  19. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign ~ Prestige ~

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    Edit: damn I thought I was responding to Sel

    Btw Zombie, your daughter called---she's counting the days until her suicide, she's just waiting until you've had a particularly shitty day
     
  20. Utsane

    Utsane Fourth Year

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    I find you un-amoosing.
     
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