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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

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  1. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Nov 18, 2019 #181
    The only reason Australia has a beef with whaling is because the Japanese keep accidentally hitting Wize's mom.
     
  2. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Nov 18, 2019 #182
    Only because they got lost when looking for your mother.
     
  3. Sauce Bauss

    Sauce Bauss Second Year ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #183
    Speaking of missing mothers.
     
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  4. Xiph0

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    Speaking of missing fathers.
     
  5. TheWiseTomato

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    Nov 18, 2019 #185
    What's it like to live somewhere that has an entire ghetto of richer neighbours.
     
  6. Paradise

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    Nov 18, 2019 #186
    your entire country is a criminal ghetto, except for the part that is inhospitable, oh wait thats the whole place. Take a hint God wants you dead
     
  7. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    The same way it feels when you live with your parents.
     
  8. Xiph0

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    Nov 18, 2019 #188
    You should get a tattoo of the number three - three for your kids, your dead relatives, and your t-cell count.
     
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  9. TheWiseTomato

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    Nov 18, 2019 #189
    I always picked you for the kind of guy to enjoy tattooing number designations on people.
     
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  10. Zombie

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    Nov 18, 2019 #190
    I always felt like Australians got the short end of the stick when it came to empire. So, when you got on your island, you shit all over the indigenous people there to make yourself feel better, and more in line with what the rest of the monarchy was doing.

    The best representation of your culture is "The Dingo ate your baby."
     
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  11. TheWiseTomato

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    I used to feel bad about my country's history of genocide and oppression, but then I met Zombie.
     
  12. Microwave

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    It's a wonder you even exist considering your country wasn't even able to kill enough emus to protect your species.
     
  13. Agayek

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    Yeah, I mean you could be a from a country of violent savages firmly against literacy and dedicated to drinking themselves to death, or you could be a native.
     
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  14. TheWiseTomato

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    Nov 18, 2019 #194
    I feel like you're the kind of person to post on SpaceBattles while trying to keep your membership of DLP quiet.
     
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    I mean, can you blame me? Announcing it means I'd be associated with you.
     
  16. Zombie

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    Nov 18, 2019 #196
    So, they don't even know who you are there as well.
     
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    Nov 18, 2019 #197
    I had the choice between being a stranger, or an idiot. I made my choice. You'll have to tell me how the other one has worked out.
     
  18. Zombie

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    I can't hear you over your own screaming insecurity.
     
  19. Sauce Bauss

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    Screaming insecurity is how most of us describe your people's economic situation.
     
  20. Microwave

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    Fear of insufficiency is how most of us describe your mental situation.
     
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