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Forum Game: Insult the Person Above You

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

  1. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Your insults are like your writing, overly verbose but lacking in content.
     
  2. Utsane

    Utsane Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    You're like Ben Shapiro if he had friends.
     
  3. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    You're a racist dumbass, accusing everyone of being a jew.
     
  4. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    5'4 210 pounds.
     
  5. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Your insults are more repetitive than civil rights.
     
  6. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Q:Whats the difference in Jesus and a Picture of Jesus?
    A: Nothing, they both still hate you.
     
  7. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Perhaps, but at least I know my children have more opportunity than yours just by being born.
     
  8. Farhial

    Farhial First Year

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    You're a 5'4" 210 lb. aspie with a 40 dollar katana who graduated college at like age 27. I have to assume that when you said you'd fucked 23-24 girls that's just a southern euphemism for what you did when you rolled into your uncle's pig farm.
     
  9. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Your sisters weren’t the worst I’ve had.
     
  10. Ankan

    Ankan Professor

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    True, the worst were probably your own sisters.
     
  11. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer DLP Supporter

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    Imagine, if you will, a place of bitter cold. Steam freezes in the blink of an eye, going outside with any skin uncovered risks light frostbite after only a few minutes, and worse from there...

    Congratulations, you've found your way into Ankan's heart.

    Suck it, Seratin, I was first.
     
    Last edited: Nov 18, 2019
  12. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    A Swedish catfish appears!

    Just kidding, we know you're a girl. It's well documented that you're the only chick in Scandinavia Syrians refuse to rape.
     
  13. Sey

    Sey Not Worth the Notice DLP Supporter

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    You’ve frequented DLP for over 12 years and you’re as memorable as @Majube
     
  14. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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  15. Oment

    Oment The Betrayer DLP Supporter

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    Once again, you are as eloquent as your nickname is long.
     
  16. Sey

    Sey Not Worth the Notice DLP Supporter

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    You’re profile picture is edgiest thing on dlp
     
  17. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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  18. Sey

    Sey Not Worth the Notice DLP Supporter

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    You spell like my autistic gerbil
     
  19. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Fibber's remodeled to get rid of the image of you as a past patron.

    Edit: Your autistic gerbil gets laid more than you.
     
  20. Sey

    Sey Not Worth the Notice DLP Supporter

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    You like Pokémon in ur 30s
     
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