The only thing that gave me more joy than when you started playing on my quest was when you stopped.

 

Your fight with lung cancer was the one situation where I would willingly root for you.

 

How does it feel to live in a country more fucked than Poland?

 

The only nice things said about you are in the compliment thread.

 

You're like Michael Vick without the money or athleticism, black and enjoys beating up dogs.

 

Zombie has a lot of good insults because he's just quoting what he's been hearing said about him all his life

 

Arthellion is the sort of dog who brings out the Michael Vick in all of us.

 

Your brain is so fucked by years of drug abuse that you can't even follow the one rule of this game.

 

Now I know why the Philadelphia airport smelled so bad. You live there.

 

Zombie has resigned himself to not being able to grow respectable facial hair by this point, so he's reduced to calling out the creeper staches of other people.

 

People don't really consider tomatoes to be fruits, but they sure aren't vegetables. They're sort of in-between, not really accepted in either camp.

That I love them is irrelevant.

 

Years of soaking up the irradiated liberalness of California have left you unable to perform even the most basic of insults as you try so so desperately to be nice. Not because you want to be a better person though, no. Because you want people to think of you as nice.

You're like a sociopathic Ned Flanders.

 

One day, you'll realise that being an Irishman who works in a bar isn't actually a substitute for a personality.

 

You're a ThottyTomato. You talk about the madness of prestige and how I should avoid becoming a Prestigious DLP'er, yet you soon become one yourself.

(off-topic, is Sey a guy or a girl? It says on Sey's profile that Sey's a girl, but apparently he's a dude. Did he just intentionally put the wrong gender?)

 

Sey's profile says "female" because he's a pussy, just like yours says "groundskeeper" because that's the height of your career prospects