The only thing worse than your deckbuilding skills is your consistency with sessions.

 

You might be the only Greek in the world that cocaine and WKD filled seventeen year old girls on holiday from Essex would look at and say, "Nah, actually I'd prefer to get Chlamydia at home thanks."

 

Who are you.

 

Definitely not a professional paper pusher.

 

Who are you?

 

Shouldn't you already have a file on them?

 

Are these insults or votes of confidence, fruit?

 

This is moving away from insults, but misleading and misdirecting the public has gotta be like day one shit for you?

 

Do you plan on compensating the state of Maine for the pain you've put the populace through?

 

the only thing you've conquered is your mom

 

You're not like all the other girls.

 

I’d call you a fruity vegetable, but that would be an insult to all those gay old men suffering from Alzheimer’s.

 

You ride horses, just not on their back.

 

Horses ride you. And get syphilis.

 

Genghis khan supposedly has millions of descendants from his years of pillaging and raping across Eurasia.

If your cumrag ever becomes fertile you'll beat that number.

 

People will, but you can’t, no matter how hard you try.

 

I didn't know that Mongolia had their own version of weeaboo.

 

You looked better in orange.

 

Pink suits you.

 

Was that supposed to be an insult?