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Forum Game: Insult the Person Above You

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

  1. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    For someone with taste, yeah.
     
  2. Zenzao

    Zenzao 500 Club King –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    You sound like the dollar store variant of ScottPress every time you bring up Prestige.
     
  3. Utsane

    Utsane Fourth Year

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    Lost within a thousand worlds of written shit.
     
  4. Zenzao

    Zenzao 500 Club King –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Still a million and a half more words than you'll ever write, Utsane.
     
  5. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign ~ Prestige ~

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    If I had your confidence in my writing I would never have finished the prologue. A million words and so little to show for it.
     
  6. Zenzao

    Zenzao 500 Club King –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    There used to be two of us in Prestigious. How's it feel being back at Prestige?
     
  7. Agayek

    Agayek Half-Blood Prince DLP Supporter

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    And yet even with all those posts, nothing substantive was ever said.
     
  8. Utsane

    Utsane Fourth Year

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    If Kirby could, he'd eat you.

    Then he'd puke.
     
  9. Lungs

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    Who are you Utsane?
     
  10. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Who are you, Lungs?
     
  11. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign ~ Prestige ~

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    I expected more of you of all people than continuing the chain of this weak ass "who are you?". At this point it counts as an insult about as much as your cooking counts for worth a shit.
     
  12. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Says the person that's the first to go white knight a forum in which no one gives a fuck about you or your cursed opinion. Learn what humor actually is instead of trying to force feed it everyone around you. You're like that skit from Family guy where Peter is punching Meg in the face "with a joke".

    Also, its unfair to beat on the handicapped. I'll make an exception for you.
     
    Last edited: Nov 25, 2019
  13. Zenzao

    Zenzao 500 Club King –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    You have to live with the knowledge that you'll never get a continuation of Dust of the Stars before you die.
     
  14. Eilyfe

    Eilyfe Chief Warlock

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    Do you often throw tomatoes at the wall like a retard and shout Let's go Pikachu? Because you seem like you do.
     
  15. Blorcyn

    Blorcyn Death Eater DLP Supporter DLP Silver Supporter

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    That’s probably more productive than a phd in English, but yeah. You do you. You’ll get to say ‘well, technically,’ on airplanes when people ask for someone that matters.
     
  16. Utsane

    Utsane Fourth Year

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    You're a doctor, but all your patients are still sick, probably.

    #rekt
     
  17. Zenzao

    Zenzao 500 Club King –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Your avatar is as bland as your 'insults'.
     
  18. Conquistador

    Conquistador Professor

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    I hope you realize how genuinely pathetic having a light pink name on this forum really is. All that time and you can't even get mod.
     
  19. Zenzao

    Zenzao 500 Club King –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Imagine having 'Your Mother's Basement' for your location. You can't even get any pink in real life, let alone online.
     
  20. Conquistador

    Conquistador Professor

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    It's set so that you can read your own location. But being as short as you are, I'm sure you're used to jokes going over your head anyway.
     
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