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Forum Game: Insult the Person Above You

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

  1. Utsane

    Utsane Fourth Year

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    I bet you were one of the losers on the Pinta, because you weren't good enough for the Santa Maria.
     
  2. Seratin

    Seratin SwoleTroll ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Personally I reckon most people have liked to be on either, dealt with scurvy, gotten boarded by future Somali pirates, been sold into slavery, had their genitals mutilated and been forced to eat their own miscarriages to stave off starvation rather than have a two minute conversation with you.
     
  3. Genghiz Khan

    Genghiz Khan Order Member

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    Very few people have the requisite self-hatred to put a pic of their rapist as their dp. I salute the depths of depravity you plumb, Seratin.
     
  4. Blorcyn

    Blorcyn Death Eater DLP Supporter DLP Silver Supporter

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    I didn’t get this at first, but, considering your user name and your Indian heritage, I’m not sure if you thought you were in the compliments thread? Either way, I have to assume like knows like. I’m sorry your sister/mother didn’t consent. :(
     
  5. TMD

    TMD Professor DLP Supporter

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    It's pretty obvious that you wanting to do ENT (aka the side dish of specialities) is a manifestation of a deep seated desire to go hide in the corner and avoid being seen. I wonder who touched you as a child?
     
  6. Genghiz Khan

    Genghiz Khan Order Member

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    Harry Potter got accused of wearing his heart on his sleeve, but good God! You wear yours on your face. Did your ma look at the face underneath and turn to stone?
     
  7. Zenzao

    Zenzao 500 Club King –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Even Genghis Khan wouldn't have kept you around for a human shield. The only contribution you'll ever make is to your city's death statistics.
     
  8. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Is it really that helpful to have a comfort group comprised only of yourself and call yourself its King?
     
  9. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    You seem like the sort of person to go looking for a fandom that people would know, write something for it that isn't the usual tumblr porn fic, and then spend longer reminding people that you're the best in the fandom than you did writing it.
     
  10. Republic

    Republic The Snow Queen ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    At least I actually write things in addition to talking shit to people who write things.
     
  11. Utsane

    Utsane Fourth Year

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    More like Repugnant
     
  12. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign ~ Prestige ~

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    Check out the Indian calling someone else repugnant
     
  13. Zenzao

    Zenzao 500 Club King –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    syed makes more compelling arguments than you ever could, and has the better four-legged avatar besides.
     
  14. Genghiz Khan

    Genghiz Khan Order Member

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    You say you're lost within a thousand worlds of written wit. Unfortunately you turn them witless the moment you step in.
     
  15. Hαn Sαlsα

    Hαn Sαlsα Hαn Sαlsæd First

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    Ur profile pic isn’t even of genghiz khan
     
  16. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    You probably don't even like salsa.
     
  17. Erotic Adventures of S

    Erotic Adventures of S Denarii Host

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    You don’t look like a wisetomato, more of a smug/constipated one.
     
  18. Blorcyn

    Blorcyn Death Eater DLP Supporter DLP Silver Supporter

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    Adventures or awakening, if it’s erotic I’m pretty sure you’re not involved.
     
  19. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    5 years from now you'll be the poster child for burnout among doctors.
     
  20. Blorcyn

    Blorcyn Death Eater DLP Supporter DLP Silver Supporter

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    10 years from now, you’ll be six years unemployed and 9 years post alcoholism. The only poster you’ll be on is a token ‘missing persons’ which probably won’t even have made it as far as the underside of your bridge.
     
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