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Forum Game: Insult the Person Above You

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

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  1. DR

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    Nov 18, 2019 #21
    WEAK.
     
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    Nov 18, 2019 #22
    Shed only kill herself because I finally let her read Ascended Vices and she agrees with me that @Silens Cursor wrote the better version.
     
  3. ScottPress

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    That's what she'd tell you----reading my fanfic still beats having you for a dad
     
  4. Zombie

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    Nov 18, 2019 #24


    That I won't even use my own words to insult you.
     
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    Nov 18, 2019 #25
    I'd stop bringing up your kid if there was anything at all worth saying about you
     
  6. Zombie

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    Nov 18, 2019 #26
    Remarkable that you think you have worth. Your shit diet has left your skin as gray as my namesake.
     
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    Nov 18, 2019 #27
    I'm sorry that your parents named you "Cunt" and I legit wonder in what diseased backwater you live that there are grey-skinned vaginas there
     
  8. Zombie

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    Nov 18, 2019 #28
    Your mother should have did the right thing and driven into a lake with you in the back and the windows and doors locked.
     
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    Nov 18, 2019 #29
    You can rest with a clear conscience knowing that your parents did the right thing for themselves and left you behind
     
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    That insult is already as worn out as your asshole from the constant verbal pounding you get on politics everytime you open your mouth.
     
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    Nov 18, 2019 #31
    Figures that you'd consider support of modern feminism and social justice verbal pounding, but I guess that's what we get from people who can't plan their life to such a basic degree that they have a kid while they themselves are still kids
     
  12. Zombie

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    Nov 18, 2019 #32
    Screenshot_20191117-201209.png

    We created a channel just for you on discord.
     
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    Nov 18, 2019 #33
    And just below that in the same screenshot is your address
     
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    Sometimes when we talk, I wonder why we all saved Poland from Nazi aggression.
     
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    Nov 18, 2019 #35
    I couldn't figure out who you were but then I realised it was Darth Revan and I was immediately bored and had heartburn.
     
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    I always look forward to it snowing knowing I could use your face to clear my driveway.
     
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    I loved you in Dances with Wolves.
     
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    I loved you in Taxi Driver.
     
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    No one actually ever loved you
     
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    You are everything you think is wrong with you.
     
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