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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

  1. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign ~ Prestige ~

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    Blor, your name changes on Discord give the impression of a personality disorder that makes Andrela look like a stable, stoic, mental brick wall of a person.
     
  2. pbluekan

    pbluekan Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Scott, you managed to get your dumb ass banned from a meme thread that has enough racist and fucked up memes it would make Trump blush. I don’t think you’ve any room to talk when it comes to personality disorders.
     
  3. Utsane

    Utsane Fourth Year

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    Sometimes the blue spots are hard to differentiate from the white spots. :[
     
  4. Genghiz Khan

    Genghiz Khan Order Member

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    Yeah, that’s because your IQ is low enough that the concept of colour never took hold.
     
  5. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth.
     
  6. TMD

    TMD Professor DLP Supporter

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    Your avatar is undoubtedly the closest you've ever gotten to a pussy.
     
  7. Seratin

    Seratin SwoleTroll ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    The world would have been better off if you were at Grenfell.
     
  8. TMD

    TMD Professor DLP Supporter

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    True - I would have been useful. You, on the other hand, would've been slipping off into an alleyway to have a wank over some gardevoir hentai.
     
  9. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Don't cast stones in glass houses when it comes to having a wank over some poor unsuspecting person in an alley.
     
  10. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~

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    You're trying to revive the Caturday thread because it's the only pussy you've gotten since Oz's mom.
     
  11. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Your wife didn't tell you yet?
     
  12. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    So are you bragging about your impending marriage on DLP because no one wants to hear about it IRL?

    It's interesting to see someone who views Bojack as an inspirational figure.
     
  13. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I guess a water headed tomato is true to real life for you as well?
     
  14. Conquistador

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    "An overactive internet moderator who unsubtly showcases his moderator status on a daily basis" is an accurate summation of the rest of your life.
     
  15. Zenzao

    Zenzao 500 Club King –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    With a name like Conquistador, you must know all about abuses of power over the native populace, eh?
     
  16. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    You've spent years on 1.7 million words, and i literally could not give a shit about that. And while I can't speak for anyone else's opinion of your words, the participation in Johto Quest speaks more to that than I ever could.
     
  17. Zenzao

    Zenzao 500 Club King –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    I don't hit the disabled, so I'll grant you some slack this time, Paradise. It can't be easy carrying yourself around with that title.
     
  18. Microwave

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    I almost thought Starfox had written one of your story competition entries.
     
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