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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

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  1. Archinist

    Archinist Hαn Sαlsæd First

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    Dec 13, 2019 #401
    Your old name was better.
     
  2. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    Dec 13, 2019 #402
    You're very chunky.
     
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  3. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Dec 13, 2019 #403
    You're one to talk about chunky things. Your most prominent piece of writing seems to be that short story for a cookbook from years ago and nothing since.
     
  4. Blorcyn

    Blorcyn Chief Warlock DLP Supporter DLP Silver Supporter ⭐

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    Dec 13, 2019 #404
    You’re one to talk about chunky things. The only thing skinny about you is your dick.
     
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  5. Agayek

    Agayek Dimensional Trunk DLP Supporter

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    Dec 13, 2019 #405
    Not sure how much we can trust that though. I'm pretty sure you'd have to stop sucking it to measure it, and that hasn't happened yet.
     
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  6. Hakairyu

    Hakairyu Seventh Year

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    Dec 13, 2019 #406
    Seeing as you are the guy with the kirby avatar, I defer to your expertise in matters of sucking.
     
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  7. Blorcyn

    Blorcyn Chief Warlock DLP Supporter DLP Silver Supporter ⭐

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    Dec 13, 2019 #407
    In comes Hakair-who? I’m sure your nervous little heart is a flutter at what people might say to you but I’ll just leave this so we can skip past and talk about people who make an impression.
     
  8. Hakairyu

    Hakairyu Seventh Year

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    Dec 13, 2019 #408
    Wow, that cuts the same way Boris is gonna cut your pay: harshly.
     
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  9. Zilly Sawdust

    Zilly Sawdust High Inquisitor

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    Dec 13, 2019 #409
    Are you living democracy vicariously through British politics because Turkey is a dictatorship, or because your opinion about things you're familiar with doesn't matter?
     
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    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Dec 13, 2019 #410
    You're less popular then Corbyn.
     
  11. Zilly Sawdust

    Zilly Sawdust High Inquisitor

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    Dec 13, 2019 #411
    You're a poor speller xp
     
  12. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Dec 27, 2019 #412
    You clearly don't know how to ride a bike.
     
  13. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Dec 27, 2019 #413
    What made you decide to pretend to be cool on a HP fanfic forum?
     
  14. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Dec 27, 2019 #414
    The same reason your mother pretends to love you.
     
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  15. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Dec 27, 2019 #415
    How does it feel exchanging Christmas wishes with gravestones?
     
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  16. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Dec 27, 2019 #416
    About like when you try to have a life outside of your career.
     
  17. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Dec 27, 2019 #417
    I call bullshit. You'd need to have a career to even make that comparison, Zombie.
     
  18. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Dec 27, 2019 #418
    You'd probably go gay for pay. I'd almost be willing to test it out if you didn't revolt me on all levels of humanity.
     
  19. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Dec 27, 2019 #419
    So what's your standard, then? Revolting on only half of all levels and you'd go for it? Not all of us have to pay for sex.
     
  20. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    You look like one of those bags of dogshit that people pick up from the park and leave in the garbage with silly eyes pasted on. Toystory made a movie about a fork with eyes but I doubt they could make anyone love you.
     
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