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Forum Game: Insult the Person Above You

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

  1. Conquistador

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    Drunk love is nowhere near the real thing Zombie, but you wouldn't know the difference either way.
     
  2. Zombie

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    You're a poor man's Syed.
     
  3. ScottPress

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    You tried twice the last time you replied to me. Pick one insult and mean it. It takes a pitiful amount of self-confidence to stick to your guns on something so inconsequential as anonymous insults on a message board and you couldn't even scrape together that much.
     
  4. Agayek

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    It's hard to actually mean any insults hurled your way though. It feels like kicking a particularly stupid puppy.
     
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    You’re the sort of particularly stupid puppy I would gladly kick.
     
  6. Miner

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    Your League abilities.
     
  7. Zilly Sawdust

    Zilly Sawdust Professor

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    That was a pathetic insult.
     
  8. Miner

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    I agree.
     
  9. Zilly Sawdust

    Zilly Sawdust Professor

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    Clearly your mental abilities only stretch so far if that's the best you can do.
     
  10. TheWiseTomato

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    These insults are so uninspired that I can hardly be fucked to respond to them.

    "headbanger is a dullard and a bore." - Oscar Wilde
     
  11. Zilly Sawdust

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    Your top hat-monocle combo is about as inspired as the curry I made yesterday, and your words are about as welcome as the excessive chili-inspired diarrhoea I had afterwards.
     
  12. Genghiz Khan

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    The only thing you ever get to bang regularly is your head.
     
  13. Zilly Sawdust

    Zilly Sawdust Professor

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    Too true. Still better than being a total wanker like you.
     
  14. ScottPress

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    Is your username supposed to be like one of those cards people with strange medical conditions carry in their wallets? "Excuse the retardation, I like to slam my skull against walls".
     
  15. Zilly Sawdust

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    I take it you are an expert on having strange medical conditions that make you retarded.
     
  16. Mestre

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    Are you randomly babbling hoping that something sticks or you just lack imagination?
     
  17. Zilly Sawdust

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    It's only that it's actually more difficult than I thought trying to insult someone I don't give even the tiniest of rat's arses about, or their opinions. I generally conjure up more energy trying to wave away an annoying gnat than I can manage while conversing with you.
     
  18. ScottPress

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    It's easier to insult if you know something about the target, that's true---that said, given the absolute lack of bite to any of your posts itt, I can only assume you don't know anything about anyone, which goes well with your general lack of knowledge about most things.
     
  19. Zilly Sawdust

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    Do you find my lack of participation in your life insulting? I suppose when you have no real friends, Internet strangers are the next best thing.
     
  20. Zenzao

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    With how often you keep coming back to this thread your name must have been quite literal growing up. How many walls did you run into, little headbanger? Woke up a few too many times on the ground, hence your title too? Ah, I'm sorry. These are big words. Let me try again.

    bang head on wall. owie. owie. owie. ow.
     
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