Drunk love is nowhere near the real thing Zombie, but you wouldn't know the difference either way.

 

You tried twice the last time you replied to me. Pick one insult and mean it. It takes a pitiful amount of self-confidence to stick to your guns on something so inconsequential as anonymous insults on a message board and you couldn't even scrape together that much.

 

It's hard to actually mean any insults hurled your way though. It feels like kicking a particularly stupid puppy.

 

You’re the sort of particularly stupid puppy I would gladly kick.

 

Your League abilities.

 

That was a pathetic insult.

 

I agree.

 

Clearly your mental abilities only stretch so far if that's the best you can do.

 

These insults are so uninspired that I can hardly be fucked to respond to them.

"headbanger is a dullard and a bore." - Oscar Wilde

 

Your top hat-monocle combo is about as inspired as the curry I made yesterday, and your words are about as welcome as the excessive chili-inspired diarrhoea I had afterwards.

 

The only thing you ever get to bang regularly is your head.

 

Too true. Still better than being a total wanker like you.

 

Is your username supposed to be like one of those cards people with strange medical conditions carry in their wallets? "Excuse the retardation, I like to slam my skull against walls".

 

I take it you are an expert on having strange medical conditions that make you retarded.

 

Are you randomly babbling hoping that something sticks or you just lack imagination?

 

It's only that it's actually more difficult than I thought trying to insult someone I don't give even the tiniest of rat's arses about, or their opinions. I generally conjure up more energy trying to wave away an annoying gnat than I can manage while conversing with you.

 

It's easier to insult if you know something about the target, that's true---that said, given the absolute lack of bite to any of your posts itt, I can only assume you don't know anything about anyone, which goes well with your general lack of knowledge about most things.

 

Do you find my lack of participation in your life insulting? I suppose when you have no real friends, Internet strangers are the next best thing.

 

With how often you keep coming back to this thread your name must have been quite literal growing up. How many walls did you run into, little headbanger? Woke up a few too many times on the ground, hence your title too? Ah, I'm sorry. These are big words. Let me try again.

bang head on wall. owie. owie. owie. ow.