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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

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  1. Irene

    Irene Seventh Year DLP Supporter Retired Staff DLP Gold Supporter

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    Dec 9, 2020 #501
    Xiph is definitely the right person to talk about parental figures
     
  2. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    The only figures Irene cares about are the ones she's not capable of achieving.
     
  3. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Dec 9, 2020 #503
    Speaking of parental figures, do you think if so much of your upbringing hadn't been at the hands of DLP you might've been normal?

    You talk about figures to Irene and she's just going to start talking about that FIRE thing again. Speaking of being incapable of achieving, how are you going with defending the existence of your white 'culture'?
     
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  4. Irene

    Irene Seventh Year DLP Supporter Retired Staff DLP Gold Supporter

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    Better FIRE than being in a country with uncontrollable bushfires every year and being unable to retire before 60 :)
     
  5. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I think the annual bushfires are less financially ruinous than your gacha habits.
     
  6. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Wize - always a day late and a plane ticket to Canada short of having a personality.
     
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  7. Irene

    Irene Seventh Year DLP Supporter Retired Staff DLP Gold Supporter

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    Meanwhile Xiph's personality has not changed for the last 15 years.
     
  8. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Dec 9, 2020 #508
    Do you think that if you hadn't stumbled across DLP, you'd have a personality that doesn't sound like it was written for the sequel to Crazy Rich Asians, or would it be even worse?
     
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  9. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Stumbling across stuff is how Wize's dad found Wize's mom passed out by that dumpster and gifted her with even more garbage.
     
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  10. Irene

    Irene Seventh Year DLP Supporter Retired Staff DLP Gold Supporter

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    Speaking of trash, how's living in your neighbourhood xiph
     
  11. Xiph0

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    Well, I'm surrounded by cold folks with no manners who speak a barbarian language and barely practice hygiene. You'd fit right in.
     
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  12. Irene

    Irene Seventh Year DLP Supporter Retired Staff DLP Gold Supporter

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    Is fitting in what you can't achieve because your family is white trash?
     
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  13. Advice Needed

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    Speaking of white trash, how's the husband search going?
     
  14. pbluekan

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    You really don’t need to be so coy. If you’re looking for advice yourself, just ask.
     
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  15. Seratin

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    I don't know who you are.
     
  16. Utsane

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    Proudmander is probably overestimating the weight of something he did, and didn't actually do anything to justify it.
     
  17. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    @Utsane Your mother is a lesbian whore.
     
  18. pbluekan

    pbluekan Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    Don’t talk about yourself that way, Arth.
     
  19. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Your personality is like if Taure raised a child.
     
  20. SmileOfTheKill

    SmileOfTheKill Magical Amber

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    It's fitting because you would raise the next Taure.
     
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