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Forum Game: Insult the Person Above You

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

  1. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Not even David Perdue would sell your stocks.
     
  2. ExperiencedGamer

    ExperiencedGamer Fourth Year

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    I don't know you, man... And I suspect I'm far better off that way.

    :D
     
  3. Aisosa

    Aisosa Second Year

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    That's what your dad said.
     
  4. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    tHaT's WhAt YoUr DaD sAiD.
     
  5. Aisosa

    Aisosa Second Year

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    There's no debate as to whether you're a fruit or vegetable, TWT.
     
  6. ExperiencedGamer

    ExperiencedGamer Fourth Year

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    There's a debate as to whether you're a question mark or the avatar is because your parents are still questioning their sanity for keeping you.
     
  7. Blorcyn

    Blorcyn Chief Warlock DLP Supporter DLP Silver Supporter

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    ExperiencedGamer? Was ‘No one would notice if I died’ taken?
     
  8. Sorrows

    Sorrows Queen of the Flamingos Moderator

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    I have heard you earnestly use the phrase 'jolly good chap' in casual conversation.

    I bet you start saying innit and wotcha when you have a tradesman round. They upcharge you 20% anyway.
     
  9. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    How's your experience as a diversity hire been?
     
  10. Sorrows

    Sorrows Queen of the Flamingos Moderator

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    I'd come up with an insult for you TWaT but for the last 11 years you have been completely unmemorable.
     
  11. Aisosa

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    Somebody please ask Taure to post ITT, I need to find out why he so desperately wants to be a magical little White girl.
     
  12. TheWiseTomato

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    I know it's easy to confuse two people from Scotland and England being how they're basically the same country, but the idea is to insult the person above you. I didn't think we'd encounter 3rd grade reading comprehension issues like this on a reading forum of all places.
     
  13. ExperiencedGamer

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    Wisdom is increasingly in short supply nowadays. Calling oneself wise, on the other hand, is increasingly more common. Ponder that.
     
  14. Joe

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    @ExperiencedGamer, more like... InexperiencedLamer

    Ahhhhh. /Thread
     
  15. ExperiencedGamer

    ExperiencedGamer Fourth Year

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    Indeed. Nothing I could say/write could be nearly as lame as this post I'm quoting.
     
  16. Agayek

    Agayek Dimensional Trunk DLP Supporter

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    I'm really struggling to come up with an insult here more scathing than the simple fact of your existence, and I don't think I'm able to manage it.
     
  17. ExperiencedGamer

    ExperiencedGamer Fourth Year

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    It wasn't yet Sunday. Or maybe your shitpost was too- shit for even shitpost Sunday, even in a thread started for it.
     
    Last edited: Jan 3, 2021
  18. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    You know you don't have to sit there and reply to every post here, desperately waiting to defend your own honour because you can't take criticism in a joke thread.

    It honestly seems like you're sitting hunched over in front of a monitor with DLP, 4chan and Onlyfans tabs open nervously switching between checking for responses here and checking to see if the hollowed out husk you donate to has noticed your donation and is willing to give you any more love and attention than your mother.

    She hasn't.
     
  19. TheWiseTomato

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    Shouldn't you still be passed out in a gutter somewhere Seratin? It's only been four days since NYE.
     
  20. Agayek

    Agayek Dimensional Trunk DLP Supporter

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    I'm legitimately surprised that you are able to count that high. How's it feel being in the top percentile for Australia?

    PS - Sera says your mom is a gutter.
     
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