Not even David Perdue would sell your stocks.

 

I don't know you, man... And I suspect I'm far better off that way.

 

That's what your dad said.

 

tHaT's WhAt YoUr DaD sAiD.

 

There's no debate as to whether you're a fruit or vegetable, TWT.

 

There's a debate as to whether you're a question mark or the avatar is because your parents are still questioning their sanity for keeping you.

 

ExperiencedGamer? Was ‘No one would notice if I died’ taken?

 

How's your experience as a diversity hire been?

 

Somebody please ask Taure to post ITT, I need to find out why he so desperately wants to be a magical little White girl.

 

I know it's easy to confuse two people from Scotland and England being how they're basically the same country, but the idea is to insult the person above you. I didn't think we'd encounter 3rd grade reading comprehension issues like this on a reading forum of all places.

 

Wisdom is increasingly in short supply nowadays. Calling oneself wise, on the other hand, is increasingly more common. Ponder that.

 

@ExperiencedGamer, more like... InexperiencedLamer

Ahhhhh. /Thread

 

Indeed. Nothing I could say/write could be nearly as lame as this post I'm quoting.

 

I'm really struggling to come up with an insult here more scathing than the simple fact of your existence, and I don't think I'm able to manage it.

 

It wasn't yet Sunday. Or maybe your shitpost was too- shit for even shitpost Sunday, even in a thread started for it.

 

You know you don't have to sit there and reply to every post here, desperately waiting to defend your own honour because you can't take criticism in a joke thread.

It honestly seems like you're sitting hunched over in front of a monitor with DLP, 4chan and Onlyfans tabs open nervously switching between checking for responses here and checking to see if the hollowed out husk you donate to has noticed your donation and is willing to give you any more love and attention than your mother.

She hasn't.

 

Shouldn't you still be passed out in a gutter somewhere Seratin? It's only been four days since NYE.

 

I'm legitimately surprised that you are able to count that high. How's it feel being in the top percentile for Australia?

PS - Sera says your mom is a gutter.