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Forum Game: Insult the Person Above You

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

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  1. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Nov 18, 2019 #41
    Your grandma would be proud you've chosen to copy her look; decayed.
     
  2. Agayek

    Agayek Dimensional Trunk DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #42
    And you fit right in with NYC Russians.
     
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    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Nov 18, 2019 #43
    Your mother is like mustard. She spreads easy.
     
  4. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Nov 18, 2019 #44
    Your father would be disappointed in you if he was a man himself.
     
  5. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Nov 18, 2019 #45
    You're one to talk about parents. They're all about keeping it in the family.
     
  6. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Nov 18, 2019 #46
    I'd talk about your parents but they didn't want that title.
     
  7. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Nov 18, 2019 #47
    You've become what you hate the most. A curry strawberry fart on a crowded bus.
     
  8. Xiph0

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    At least I can stand for an entire bus ride.
     
  9. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Nov 18, 2019 #49
    You're one bad day from going full Irish Car bomb you mad max looking mother fucker.
     
  10. SmileOfTheKill

    SmileOfTheKill Magical Amber

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    Nov 18, 2019 #50
    Your insult sounds like it was written by a mad libs book.
     
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    When's the last time anyone in Florida had a reason to smile? We don't lynch anymore.
     
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    Nov 18, 2019 #52
    Which just has to tear you up inside.
     
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    Nov 18, 2019 #53
    Big words from a little Goebbels.
     
  14. Selethe

    Selethe normalphobe ⭐

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    Nov 18, 2019 #54
    No one wants to talk to you on discord/irc, which is why you end up talking to yourself a lot
     
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    Nov 18, 2019 #55
    At least you get an advanced preview of what it'll be for you past 30 years old.
     
  16. Arthellion

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    Nov 18, 2019 #56
    Invictus has better insults.
     
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    Nov 18, 2019 #57
    You constantly tout communism and 'eating the rich' but you make over six figures and shit on minorities all day, sounds like someone stared in the abyss too long.
     
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  18. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Nov 18, 2019 #58
    You're like Andrela but your self harm is looking in the mirror.
     
  19. Selethe

    Selethe normalphobe ⭐

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    Nov 18, 2019 #59
    Slow?

    Like real slow?

    L i k e r e a l s l o w ?
     
  20. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Nov 18, 2019 #60
    Slow like a your update rate.
     
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