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Forum Game: Insult the Person Above You

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

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  1. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Nature gave you the physique of a Dachau survivor.
     
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    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Nov 18, 2019 #62
    Atleast I can't be mistaken for a skin head.
     
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    the only thing more cynical than you is your life expectancy
     
  4. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Don't make me crush you with your own crippling self doubt.
     
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    If you had enough strength to crush him you could at least hold your kids.
     
  6. Zombie

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    Nov 18, 2019 #66
     
    Sauce Bauss
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    Hard to imagine I was 17 when I posted that and you won't see your kids turn 17.
     
  8. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    I'll live well knowing that once I'm gone you'll shortly follow. *growls*
     
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    Nov 18, 2019 #69
    It's okay, we honestly couldn't tell that wasn't posted last week.
     
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    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    That was about as weak as when your father missed and you landed in your mothers underwear.
     
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    Hey, at least I had a mother.
     
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    My mother did the world a favor and died. What about yours?
     
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    You might've left the rez but you don't work, smoke and drink all day, and have three kids with a woman you don't care for. I think you brought the rez with ya.
     
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    I'm guessing when your parents split your dad's lawyer just had the judge meet you and call it good.
     
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    Your family is one step away from an episode of Hoarders buried alive.
     
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    Better buried alive than all dead.
     
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    You'll probably leave NYC soon, but you are going to smell like an ash tray and a polish deli for the rest of your life.
     
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    Atleast he knows what pussy feels like. No its not a sock with lotion in it.
     
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    It must be hard coming from the wrong side of the track marks.
     
  20. Zombie

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    Not as hard as it is for you to choke down your pride.
     
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