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Funny as Hell Standup

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Xiph0, Dec 1, 2007.

  1. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Daniel Tosh's Standup routine - "Completely Serious" just aired on Comedy Central, and I have to say it's fucking awesome.

    He's so brutal. Highly, highly recommended.

    You can find it in parts here:

    Part 1

    Part 2

    Part 3


    Part 4

    Part 5


    Each are about 9 minutes, enjoy.
     
  2. Boofers

    Boofers Groundskeeper

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    That was win.

    God: Where in the Bible does it say that you can't fucking swear?
    Daniel: No fucking where?
    God: Yeah, now you're getting it!
     
  3. Xiph0

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    Here's a review of his album.
     
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    Boofers Groundskeeper

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    I'm going to download the album now and check it out. The review said it was better than the Comedy Central special
     
  5. Xiph0

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    He's on Comedy Central in an hour if anyone's interested.
     
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    I fucking exploded.

    The Jesus bit in the Movies was epic.

    "I had my hands around his neck, and then I saw my 'What would Jesus do' bracelet on my wrist, so I lit him on fire and sent him to hell."
     
  7. Subcomandante_Taco

    Subcomandante_Taco Seventh Year

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    It was hilarious, and for the most part he was great, but some of his jokes were extremely random. Like that bit about the Price is Right.
     
  8. Runeknight

    Runeknight Second Year

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    Yea, this guy is pretty fucking funny.

    Boofers, PM me a link?
     
  9. Jamven

    Jamven Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    This guy is great, going to see if I can find his album anywhere...
     
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    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Averis Don of Delivery ~ Prestige ~

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    I had True Stories I Made Up -- certainly made of win. I'll look over the links at my earliest convenience, but he's definitely one of the best minds in stand up.
     
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    Drake Seventh Year

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    Unfortunately the videos have now been removed from YouTube. Luckily I caught them before they were removed. His act was hilarious, especially the redneck triathlon.
     
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