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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019.

  1. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned DLP Supporter

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    I'll be honest, I can't tell how steak fries are eviler than sweet potato fries. The entire image makes little sense.
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  3. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned DLP Supporter

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    To be fair....my quality of life has greatly improved since getting married. Everything looks nice, smells nicer, is more organized. Dinner is actually more than takeout...
     
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    But then his wife would feel useless!
     
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    Arthellion Lord of the Banned DLP Supporter

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    Haha. I highly doubt that. She makes double what I do...
     
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    Honestly, happens quite a bit with both groups of Asians. We/They would be okay with dating white people and other Asians but throw a black person into the mix and both groups go crazy racist.

    Whenever I had black friends around the house as a kid, my grandma would obsessively clean whatever they sat on/touched. Funnily enough, never happened with any of my white friends.

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    Quick Ben In ur docs, stealin ur werds.

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    Holy shit. This makes me irrationally angry. Like damn, I can only hope your friends never realized this, because damn, I personally would never have stepped foot into that house again if I knew.
     
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    Old people don't know any better. Love them all you want but they're from a previous era. All you can do is make sure you don't make the same mistakes.

    Its funny the things you pick up on now that you're older than your grandparents and parents did as you were a child that never made sense then but makes all the sense now. Really colors your perspective.
     
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    I have to wonder how much of it is just that they've never really spent time with the "others" that they're so afraid of, so one person they met colored their whole experience.

    Like, I remember this line from a Star Wars book, explaining why Jedi are so unfailingly polite (most of them, anyway): "The vast majority of people will never meet a Jedi. If a person meets a Jedi and finds that Jedi to be rude and uncouth, they will think all Jedi like this, and will tell that tale to all who can hear. If later they meet another Jedi who is kind and polite, a seed of doubt may be planted in their mind. Perhaps the first Jedi was an outlier, a poor example of the Order. But maybe it was the second Jedi who was different from his fellows. So he will quiet in thought, but his opinion of the Order remains unchanged. It is only when the person comes across a third Jedi, who is also kind and polite, that he will change his opinion to understand that the first Jedi was different. It takes three Jedi to undo the mistakes of one."

    I swear that has to be paraphrased from some code of conduct of the FBI or something. But it is a thing I try to keep in mind when dealing with these kinds of people.
     
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    Meh. Love them all you want, but racism is still racism, and not everyone raised in that era is racist.

    Also, because funny pics:
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    Not a pic, but it goes with the above post.
     
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    A year or two back at a convention a bunch of my friends and I came up with a D&D take based on Florida Man. We called it White Trash & Trailers: Crystal Meth is Magic.
     
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    Right now I'm reading a One Piece SI fic called 'This Bites!' where the main character is from Florida and is the communications officer using a Transponder Snail (basically the One Piece version of a radio) for battle and global communication. I've mentally dubbed the story by the alternate name 'Pirate Radio: The Adventures of Florida Man.'
     
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    JJ Abrams reveals the secret writing techniques behind his success as a complete hack.

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    Arthellion Lord of the Banned DLP Supporter

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    Have some Christian memes
     
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