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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019.

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    It disturbs me that they had to specify 'unprotected' and 'live'.
     
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    This is gonna me be in about four more hours when my work alarm goes off. Do I sleep at all, or just power through another all-nighter and collapse as soon as I get home? Is the two or three hours I'm likely going to get worth it? Ugh.

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    That's really not funny. Not even in a funny fucked up sense.
     
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    For the uneducated, can someone explain the joke? I know who Epstein is, I know Kobe was a basketball player who was also involved in some sexual assault cases that everyone has forgotten but is the joke that one of the other two guys look like girls?

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    Kobe Bryant was with his 13-year-old daughter when they both died in a helicopter crash. Mr. Peanut is the Planters mascot character that the corporate ad execs set up as 'sacrificing himself to save others' in a pre-Superbowl ad campaign that turned out as inappropriate as it should have. Neil Peart was the percussionist for the classic band Rush who also recently passed away. So, all these recent dead are gathering in the next life, and of course Epstein gets predatorial on the teen girl in the group.
     
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    The joke is 'hahaha, Epstein sexually preyed on teenage girls'.
     
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