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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019.

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"Everything about you seems like Chaotic Evil. " -Majube, pronounced Mah-jew-bay

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You're one sick, brilliant fucker, Seratin
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Apr 24, 2020 #544

Some more Star Wars memes, because somehow I've only just discovered r/SequelMemes and have been giggling for about 20 minutes.

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Zeelthor said:

You're one sick, brilliant fucker, Seratin
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While it always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing.
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Apr 26, 2020 #547

"every song i write feels like the last song I'll ever write, and the moment it's done I fully forget how I did any of it lol. if artists were fully honest in interviews half our answers to Qs about 'process' would probably be 'i don't know dude'" -mitski
"I'm surprised to hear you say this because of how frequently you rightly attribute your success to and advocate for the hard work approach... yet songwriting is unexplainable magic? How do you reconcile these two things?" -bystander
"listen you learn your craft as much as you can so that when the magic comes swimming down the river you have the net to catch it" -mitski
"Appreciate this intellectual honesty. I think it is true of investing theses too..." -anonymous VC

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Apr 26, 2020 #548

Amphetamine powered.

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Apr 26, 2020 #549

I have to say, the dip ass motherfuckers not abiding by the super convenient demarcations of social distancing are very nearly the worst. They'd be the absolute worst if there didn't exist that group of people who ignore the one-way aisles in supermarkets. Is it too much to ask for you to at least put in an effort to be an asshole? Can we not have Inherent Assholeness?

Just gonna leave this crossover meme here:

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Faith.

I don't know when you gave it up, lost child. Were you never loved when you were young? Did a woman spurn you, or did the system beat you down? What hardships drove you, controlled you, until you came before me today?

It's hard to keep faith when I see children like you, broken and despoiled, then tossed aside when their purpose is finished. Oh yes, my boy, you're hardly the first ringleader I've seen down here, and you might yet not be the last. You’re full of fire and fury, just like all the ones before, but you and I both know that it’s a hollow feeling. There’s a faith-sized hole in your heart, and no amount of Warp-spawn will fill it.

You don’t have faith in the Imperium. You don’t have faith in your fellow man. You can’t even believe in love, or hope, or joy and despair that doesn’t come from an alien abomination. You can’t see the ocean of corruption, yet you’re drowning in it. You’re lost in the wilderness, little child, and only you and the Emperor can know how deep you’ve sunk.

Other lost children have asked me why I stay. Minister of a sad little church, shepard of a tiny flock, drowning in the greed and corruption from above - I’m just one man. I stand here fighting a battle already lost, with the hive in flames, the Governor and his cronies dead, and the black ships standing watch above. Perhaps there is no point to this mad universe; mayhaps it truly is a galaxy spinning adrift from rhyme or reason.

Yet the Emperor, for all his power, was just one man. Horus the Betrayer, Saint Sebastian Thor, and even humble Ollanius Pius were all just men. You are one man, as am I. Each of us may be saints or sinners, as we make of the lives given us.

I look at you, strong in Warp-borne mutations and diseases, and all I can see is weakness. You were so frail that when hardship bore down on you, and when this harsh reality sunk its claws in, you bargained your immortal soul away for relief from a little pain. Your physical strength cannot hide your spiritual weakness: where better men stood fast and died proudly, you sold out your Emperor and your fellow man for your worthless life.

So come fight me, lost children. We’ve all made our choices, and now those choices have made us. I shall bring you into His light with cleansing flame and prayers, and redeem us all in death. Come one or come all, you shall not put a foot into this hallowed ground while I still draw breath.

For I have faith, and that is enough.

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Wasn't it General Grievous that had the four lightsabers?

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Apr 26, 2020 #552

Yes. He was also trained in your jedi arts by Count Dooku

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"It all averages out, shit happens two to three times a week, ordinary people do it in the median." Tim Dorsey, "Orange Crush"

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He moves with less purpose than usually seen. It is as if he is looking for someone, but, being unfamiliar with this particular cemetery, he is momentarily lost. Yet soon, he finds a trail, and picks up the pace, moving with purpose to end up in front of one of the most recent graves. He takes in the sight: flowers, lack of tombstone - it is too recent a passing - and the wooden plate with engraving that serves as it for now. He lowers his head, offering a silent prayer, or perhaps thoughts, before leaving something of his own.

It is an engraved piece of wood, similar to the tombstone, but smaller, and far more intricate. Eagle-eyed viewers easily make out the sloth hidden behind, but the circle and large stripe across make no sense to people not in the know. As it should be. After that, the man leaves. Yet, those closeby might hear a whisper on the wind. "Finally, Arthellion is banned."

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"Everything about you seems like Chaotic Evil. " -Majube, pronounced Mah-jew-bay

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Except in characteristic pith, Vader would say, "I... and the Emperor."

Why did I write that?

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heh.

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You're one sick, brilliant fucker, Seratin
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Apr 29, 2020 #559

It's not my fault

I'm not to blame

It is the China germ, Covid, who set this flame

It's not my fault

If in God's plan

He made the Virus so much smarter than the Man

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when you look into your mom's eyes, scott
can you tell how disappointed she is that she has you for a son
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Apr 29, 2020 #560

I totally have that in my head now. Damn you Frollo.

Jinni great and jinni grand, now I hold you in my hand.
Tell me ere I set you free what reward you'll offer me.

Never bargain. Let me go. Weak men bargain. Strong men know
Those who freely set me free evermore will blessed be.

Well I know your tribe and kin! Make your promise while you're in!
Without a sacred vow to keep only fools let jinni leap.

Any time, 'neath any moon, I may ask you for a boon.
Any time, these one two three swiftly will fulfillèd be.

(Two Years Eight Months and Twenty-Eight Nights - Salman Rushdie)

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