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Funny Pics? No Malarkey!

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019.

  1. TheWiseTomato

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    What, was horse genitals the only thing left in the fridge?
     
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    Presumably someone had this idea long before fridges existed.
     
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    People were aware of how far the resulting meat would get them when they broke down an animal. It really wasn't even a conscious thing, like 'oh, we should eat horse pussy to survive', they just ate it like the rest of the organs.
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    Funny thing is, this isn't just a funny comic, this actually happened. Plato gave the definition to Socrates and Diogenes did indeed bring in a featherless chicken and even said "Behold!" It's one of the few things I remember from my General Studies class.

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    First, yes it’s Tom Selleck, not Burt Reynolds. Second, when we first opened we were loaned a rare and beautiful velvet Selleck to display our taproom. Soon after, a portrait of Sloth made its way into our hands and the hearts of all who gazed upon his likeness. Meanwhile, on the outside of our brewery, a need to fill the blank canvas of our bare concrete wall began to grow and gave way to a night of long, arduous and soul-searching conversation among Jess, Doug, and Tim to decide what things were important enough to them to immortalize forever. Should it be our logo? A portrayal of our belief in the beautiful and aching cyclical nature of life and death? A light side/dark side piece that is reflected in all our labels?!Sometimes speaking the most important thing about yourself to the world, means speaking about thing that makes you laugh and brings you joy without fail. And sometimes that means your self portrait looks like a world where Sloth and Tom Selleck are best friends on an urban farm brewery nestled in the Blue Ridge mountains, just living their dream of being best buds.


    From the breweries website.

    https://burialbeer.com/beers/

    I fucking hate Asheville. And this is part of why.
     
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    I feel like this comic will always be relevant and eventually one day become reality.

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    That Bill Gates one made my day, it's fucking perfect.

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    I feel like that venn diagram could be elevated to another level by making the middle "VIOLENT, HORRIFYING SCREAMING"

    Signed, someone who has heard a cougar scream and nearly shat myself.
     
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