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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019.

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Dec 23, 2020 #1181

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Dec 23, 2020 #1182

Silirt said: ↑

shrek tarts
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Think that one belongs in cursed images thread.

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Dec 25, 2020 #1183
Checkmate Arians.
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Scene: a fairly average cemetery, basking in the last rays of the mid-autumn sun, 70 F and not a cloud in the sky. A man, nondescript, wearing sunglasses that were popular several summers ago, but were more likely picked up after that fact, opens a gate that has seen better days. Miraculously, no metal whine occurs as he does so. All the same, he leaves it open, though whether it is out of fear of the grating sound or out of negligence is unclear.

He moves with less purpose than usually seen. It is as if he is looking for someone, but, being unfamiliar with this particular cemetery, he is momentarily lost. Yet soon, he finds a trail, and picks up the pace, moving with purpose to end up in front of one of the most recent graves. He takes in the sight: flowers, lack of tombstone - it is too recent a passing - and the wooden plate with engraving that serves as it for now. He lowers his head, offering a silent prayer, or perhaps thoughts, before leaving something of his own.

It is an engraved piece of wood, similar to the tombstone, but smaller, and far more intricate. Eagle-eyed viewers easily make out the sloth hidden behind, but the circle and large stripe across make no sense to people not in the know. As it should be. After that, the man leaves. Yet, those closeby might hear a whisper on the wind. "Finally, Arthellion is banned."

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Dec 25, 2020 #1184

Embrace the Pandemonium.

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Dec 25, 2020 #1185

Arthellion said: ↑

Checkmate Arians.
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An early Christians arguments become a lot more amusing when you notice how similar they're to the Internet arguments about whatever series is popular at the moment.

The world around changes, but the people inside don't.

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Dec 28, 2020 #1186

Curse my sudden but inevitable betrayals.

Ur-Fascism is still around us, sometimes in plainclothes. It would be so much easier for us if there appeared on the world scene somebody saying, "I want to reopen Auschwitz, I want the Blackshirts to parade again in the Italian squares." Life is not that simple. Ur-Fascism can come back under the most innocent of disguises. Our duty is to uncover it and to point our finger at any of its new instances — every day, in every part of the world. [...] Freedom and liberation are an unending task.
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-- Umberto Eco, Ur-Fascism

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Dec 28, 2020 #1187

"It all averages out, shit happens two to three times a week, ordinary people do it in the median." Tim Dorsey, "Orange Crush"

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Dec 29, 2020 #1189

You know you're something when you can line up Arthellion, DR, and Vlad [RIP] on the same side ~ Nazgus

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Scene: a fairly average cemetery, basking in the last rays of the mid-autumn sun, 70 F and not a cloud in the sky. A man, nondescript, wearing sunglasses that were popular several summers ago, but were more likely picked up after that fact, opens a gate that has seen better days. Miraculously, no metal whine occurs as he does so. All the same, he leaves it open, though whether it is out of fear of the grating sound or out of negligence is unclear.

He moves with less purpose than usually seen. It is as if he is looking for someone, but, being unfamiliar with this particular cemetery, he is momentarily lost. Yet soon, he finds a trail, and picks up the pace, moving with purpose to end up in front of one of the most recent graves. He takes in the sight: flowers, lack of tombstone - it is too recent a passing - and the wooden plate with engraving that serves as it for now. He lowers his head, offering a silent prayer, or perhaps thoughts, before leaving something of his own.

It is an engraved piece of wood, similar to the tombstone, but smaller, and far more intricate. Eagle-eyed viewers easily make out the sloth hidden behind, but the circle and large stripe across make no sense to people not in the know. As it should be. After that, the man leaves. Yet, those closeby might hear a whisper on the wind. "Finally, Arthellion is banned."

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Dec 30, 2020 #1190

Uncle Iroh said:

While it always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing.
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Dec 30, 2020 #1191

*laughs in Australian*

Embrace the Pandemonium.

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Dec 30, 2020 #1192

“Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies. They know that their remarks are frivolous, open to challenge. But they are amusing themselves, for it is their adversary who is obliged to use words responsibly, since he believes in words. The anti-Semites have the right to play. They even like to play with discourse for, by giving ridiculous reasons, they discredit the seriousness of their interlocutors. They delight in acting in bad faith, since they seek not to persuade by sound argument but to intimidate and disconcert. If you press them too closely, they will abruptly fall silent, loftily indicating by some phrase that the time for argument is past.”
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― Jean-Paul Sartre, "Anti-Semite and Jew"

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Dec 31, 2020 #1193

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Jan 1, 2021 #1194

Amphetamine powered.

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Jan 1, 2021 #1195

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Jan 2, 2021 #1196

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Jan 2, 2021 #1197

With WfH going on, I've had my desktop monitor looped into my work laptop, and dual-screening on that, so there's not actually enough space for me to set up more than one monitor.

As soon as I've got the space, I want three.

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Jan 3, 2021 #1198

Amphetamine powered.

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