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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019.

  1. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Tom Brady sends his regards

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    Othalan Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    @MonkeyEpoxy I legit had no idea the Super Bowl was even happening until my grandma mentioned Brady winning another one. Hell, I didn't even know there'd been a football season last year, I thought it was cancelled because of Covid or something. Shows how much I pay attention to sports, I guess...
     
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    It's borderline absurd. The man has 7 Super Bowl wins. 5 Super Bowl MVPs. The fucking guy has more personal Super Bowl victories than every other franchise in the NFL (Tom Brady has 7 rings. The Patriots and the Steelers have 6. The Cowboys and 49ers have 5). The man has as many Super Bowl MVPs as Peyton Manning has regular season MVPs. He's such a shithead. But he's still the best american footballer to lace up a pair of cleats.

    And this win was an unmitigated ass kicking that made me feel bad for KC. And this is as a neutral fan in all this.

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    Love him or hate him, Tom Brady is the GOAT. He sealed that last night and anyone who says otherwise isn't worth listening too.

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    I think I might actually enjoy football if it was narrated by these alien guys.
     
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    King Kong's ding dong.
     
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    Did everyone get a visit from Father Pancake?
     
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    They forgot about finding lemons in your stockings!
     
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    Given I have heard DLP being described as the rural Mid-West of the fanfiction world I would have thought our slogan would have been "Better a cousin than a mudblood", but oh well.
     
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    Also, I have to say. A miniature donkey is now the form my patronus charm would take. Imagine that floofy ball of repressed rage and fury donkey kicking a dementor

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