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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019.

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  1. Psychotic Cat

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    May 11, 2021 #1421
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    May 12, 2021 #1422
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    Jack-O Second Year

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    May 12, 2021 #1424
    Oh. Prego. Glassy jarred look. Drained and colorless; transparent.

    I geddit.
     
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  5. Nevermind

    Nevermind Minister of Magic

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    May 13, 2021 #1425
    1643B450-153E-4768-9325-AC42143DC2A5.jpeg 241779ED-BCDF-4E00-A26B-DF6037B9A1E3.jpeg

    MOD NOTE: Last Pic removed. Should be in S&P. -Halt
     

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  6. Jax

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    May 14, 2021 #1426
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  7. Jack-O

    Jack-O Second Year

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    May 14, 2021 #1427
    Amazon guys don't leave packages outside of people's houses in Europe?

    Related (Death apparently says the f-word a lot in season 4 of Castlevania):

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    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    May 15, 2021 #1428
    Nope, here at least packages have to be signed for.
     
  9. Othalan

    Othalan Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Huh, that's cool. Here packages generally only have to be signed for if the sender pays extra at the Post Office, or if it's shipped through a private service like UPS or FedEx.
     
  10. 13thadaption

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    May 15, 2021 #1430
    I get an expensive prescription mailed to me every month that requires a signature, and it's a pain in the ass. The delivery window will be like 7am-8pm. After a while you figure out the time of day it usually comes, but unless you're at home all day or work somewhere you can get mail delivered you're screwed. I have to have them send it to the local depot and just pick it up from there usually, I'd hate to get all my packages that way.
     
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    I thought the joke was that some Americans are so poor you break into their homes with a box cutter.
     
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  12. someone010101

    someone010101 High Inquisitor

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    Eh, it depends, especially now with covid. There are, like, four-five different package delivery services that all handle things differently. Some do just ring and leave the package on the hallway/ stairway (in apartment buildings), most ring and hand it over, some leave it at the local parcel shop and pretend you 'could not be reached'...
     
  13. Zilly Sawdust

    Zilly Sawdust High Inquisitor

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    May 15, 2021 #1433
    what would you steal from a poor person's home?
     
  14. Otters

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    All the stuff he couldn't afford but bought on finance.
     
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    May 15, 2021 #1435
    Most poor folks have one or two nice things they can barely afford, because being poor is so stressful you need something to make your day a little less miserable.
     
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    This, plus most will also leave stuff with the neighbours if they happen to be home.
     
  17. Jax

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    The joke was on the stereotypical notion, that US houses are made of cardboard, it was not a slam on poor people...
     
  18. DarthBill

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    No, I'm pretty sure that the joke was about stealing packages.
     
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    Whatever it was about, like a poor diabetic in the US, it's long since dead.
     
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  20. Arthellion

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    It didn't have any legs to stand on. -.-
     
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