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Funny Pics? No Malarkey!

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019.

  1. Nevermind

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    It’s a Berliner. End of discussion. ;)

    Also, this:

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    And one for the B99 fans:

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  2. dudeler

    dudeler High Inquisitor

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    It ist a Berliner. I will Fight anyone who calls it a Pfannkuchen.
     
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    You call that a berliner? This is a berliner.

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  5. James

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    this is how kobo e reader shows that you’ve bookmarked a page: [​IMG]

    hehehe
     
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    Trudeau has a new defence against the trucker convoy!

    This is obviously from a satire website, not serious.
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  8. Psychotic Cat

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    Good old babylon bee, who else would have the moral courage to take a stand and defend a bunch of nazis pissing on a WW2 memorial eh?
     
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    I confess, never heard of them before. Just had a friend show me that articular "story" yesterday.
     
  10. Psychotic Cat

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    They're mostly the "oh, does my being a bigoted piece of shit trigger you? heh, owned" style of reactionary culture war 'comedy' where the real punchline isn't in the delivery of the joke, it's in the vindication the audience feels at "the other side" being offended.

    That said, if you're looking for "I identify as an attack helicopter" jokes, the Bee is basically the Mecca of that shit.

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    Wow they really churn them out.
     
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    I think my favorite is "Man Identifies as Woman Just long Enough To Voice Valid Opinion on Abortion" because if I saw that headline apart from the rest of their stuff I'd think it was anti-conservative satire.
     
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    Wow, this takes 'the right can't meme' to a whole different level!
     
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    As always, it’s funnier when you punch up.

    making fun of white politicians who wear blackface, or CNN’s spin to win? A-Ok in my book!

    Just talking incessantly about how much you fucking hate trans people, not so much.

    Anyways have a consistently funny comic as a palate cleanser.

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