I'm actually tempted to write a fic like that.

Like, imagine if Voldemort needed to make a deal with an eldritch monster to make a horcrux, and said eldritch monster decided an immortal wizard was the perfect being to look after its hellhound.

 

@Download I refuse to believe that someone who can have children young enough to have birthdays at Chuck E. Cheesecan be named Norma. That said, having read it:

 

If you know Spanish it's actually funnier, because double-L's at the start of a word are usually pronounced like English 'Y's, so it would literally be pronounced identically to "Yamaha".

 

You could actually do a pretty good story like this:

A guy discovers he has superhero power like flight and being able to survive in a vacuum while utterly wasted. When he wakes up after his binge however, he doesn't remember this and is stuck on the moon.

 

There's a character in the Pathfinder tabletop RPG campaign setting who did something similar: Cayden Cailean, a swordsman who ascended to become the god of freedom, bravery, and beer on a drunken dare. He has no memory of how he accomplished this.

 

Ok, its been a long long time since anything on this thread made me genuinely laugh out loud.

Freaking hilarious

 

Thus answering the question of, can god go on a bender so wild even he cannot remember it.

 

birb tits. birbs don't have tits.

 

Since birds aren't real anyways this representation is just as valid as any other.

 

But they do have